Hello, guys, and welcome to a bombastic episode of Near Elite’s About, focusing on that classic Counter-Strike map: de_nuke! The clock is ticking, so just go ahead and read the comic. (Wait, that’s not a clock…)

Near had a factoid for this comic as well:

English isn’t my primary language, you can tell.

Ah, who cares? When it’s funny, it’s funny, mother tongues be damned! And lucky for you, there’s more About coming next Wednesday, so make sure to check back. The next one’s a real doozy!