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A Proper RoundIssue #5: Ask Bertil

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A red-haired man with glasses looks at the camera and says yeeeees. He is standing in front of a plate of strawberries. He introduces the segment as Ask Bertil and says he has received a letter from the nine year old Ann-Louise from Bohus, which says dear Bertil, on my trip back to Gotland, I discovered that I had a special travel partner with me, which was an ant, so I decided to bring it back home and I released it in the forest, because I've seen similar ants nearby. So my question is, what will happen to my travel partner? Bertil replies that the soldier ant reacts instinctively on foreign ants, so he believes the soldier ants tore it apart at once, probably ripped off one leg there, one head there and another leg there. He says he hopes she's happy with that answer and says that the next letter is from Linda. He reads: Dear Bertil, when scientists put up electrodes of thousands of volts into gorillas' arses and feed pandas with radioactive food, does it really have to be that way? Bertil comments that Linda has sent a photo of herself with the letter and from what he can see, she's a girl who needs a lot of makeup. Bertil states that if she doesn't want a bad conscience, the safer way is to only use products from Nature. He exemplifies on himself with the strawberries how to give a little color to your cheeks. He then rubs a burned stick on his eyebrows to give them a nice look. Bertil then takes out a matchbox and says that then we have a flea, which the old pharaohs of Egypt used as lipstick thousands of years ago. As Bertil says this, he takes the flea out of the matchbox, but it slips away from him. Before he can grab it, it goes into his sleeve and down his clothing. Bertil protests in pain, then notes he thinks it's on his left testicle. He figures he'll try to beat it to death and starts punching his own groin. He pauses for a moment, then turns back to the camera and says he thinks he lost it, but suddenly screams in pain holding his crotch. He falls down headfirst into the plate of strawberries, then to the ground with his face colored red. The end.

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