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JeffEpisode #3: Jeff Learns About Alcohol

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Jeff spots a bottle of non-descript alcohol and smiles, saying to himself "Don't mind if I do".

Jeff drinks from the bottle of alcohol.

Jeff finishes his drink and lets out a pleased gasp.

Jeff drops to the floor, the bottle breaking in the process.

A couple enters the room Jeff is on, the woman crying about the state of the world. The man asks her if poking the unconscious hobo in the kitchen would make her feel better.

The woman lets out an enthusiastic yes and the man replies that's Daddy's little girl.

The woman pokes Jeff a few times.

A metro cop barges into the apartment, telling the citizens to disperse. The woman flees. Jeff remains unconscious on the ground.

The metro cop shouts to this partner Jim if poking a dead hobo would cheer him up. From the hall outside, Jim replies hell yeah. The end.

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Episode #4: Jeff Plays Counterstrike

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