A Proper Round#3 – I can’t let you out…

At a bar, a bouncer is standing near the exit when a male customer walks by him and thanks him for the evening. The bouncer stops him, telling him he can't let him out. The man asks why, to which the bouncer asks if it isn't obvious and tells him he's completely sober. The man protests he doesn't have any money left. The bouncer gives him his credit card and tells him he can borrow it, so just walk back in, take a few rounds in teh bar and have fun. The customer protests his wife is sick and he has called for a cab. The bouncer tells him not to worry, he'll call and cancel his cab. The man stutters and says okay then, then walks back in. A few seconds later, the man appears again, giggling to himself. The man asks the bouncer to let him go and hiccups, but the bouncer tells him hey, hey, don't try. Slurring his speech, the customer swears to him he's very drunk. The bouncer asks to smell his breath. The customer breathes on him and the bouncer shouts that he's still sober, he's just been to the bar and turned. The man insists he's very drunk. The bouncer tells him he even called the man's wife and told her he was coming home late. The man angrily screams if he called his wife and grabs the bouncer, shouting at him that he can't just call his wife like that. The bouncer calls for guards and tells them to throw the man in. They carry the man away as he screams no, please. The end.

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Issue #4: The New-liberal

1 thought on “#3 – I can’t let you out…”

Alextheaagun

January 27, 2026

This is probably my favourite of the bunch

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