A Proper RoundHorniest man in Kungsängen

A mild-mannered-looking man is standing next to a wall when a passerby recognizes him as Janne. He asks him how he's doing, to which Janne stutters a hey. The man then says wait a minute and starts to think, then recalls that Janne is the horniest guy in Kungsängen. Janne tells him yes, that's right. The man says he's always wondered what turns him on and says it must be sex. Something snaps in Janne's head as he asks sex. Janne starts to walk away as he says he thinks the other man is exaggerating a bit now. The man asks how. Janne goes to a vending machine as he explains it's not always about that. He buys a bottle of ice-cold water and holds it upside down as he explains that he thinks it's more like intercourse. Janne pours the bottle of freezing water into his groin and moans pleasurably. Nonchalantly, the other man asks if maybe there are certain types of girls that turn him on. Janne starts to tell him no, but he starts listing types, starting with red-haired. Janne accidentally drops the bottle to the ground in a spasm. The man suggests brunettes, to which Janne spasms uncontrollably. The man says maybe blondes, to which Janne wolf-whistles. The man says maybe Janne prefers younger girls, to which Janne moans and says please, I do not wish to, then moans incoherently. The man asks what about if they had big breasts. Janne walks next to a wall and grabs his left leg, then beats it to the wall screaming that he is not excited. The man suggests teenagers and their bubblegum smell. Janne screams as he flexes his leg to control his impulses, then sighs in relief as it slows down while the other man stares. Janne tells him no, that isn't right and it's not about that. The man then says he's got it and asks about Playboy. Janne freaks and rushes to a bathroom as he unconvincingly asks what Playboy is and if it's some kind of comic book. The man asks if he's ever seen Pamela Anderson from Baywatch. From inside the bathroom, Janne screams in pleasure. The man then comments that Swedish models are quite nice too and asks if Janne has ever seen Linda Rosing and Malin Andersson. There is no response from the bathroom. The man waits for a moment, then shrugs and says oh well, see you later as he walks away. The end.

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1 thought on “Horniest man in Kungsängen”

George_Stukas

January 31, 2024

The pacing, the posing and above all the framing really works with this joke. I wanna say it works better than the original. It is wild tho that the header image for this comic series is a Robert Gustafsson reference.

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