Aboutde_aztec

Two counter-terrorists on opposite sites of an opening are arguing over who takes point when a portal suddenly pops up above them and Near Elite falls out of it and in front of the opening. Near greets readers in Swedish and introduces the level as de_aztec, then starts getting shot at. He asks one of the counter-terrorists to give him a hand and the counter-terrorist starts spraying, hitting a camper in the head. The counter-terrorist celebrates his kill and crosses the opening, getting on a narrow rickety bridge. Another terrorist spots him from below and shoots him, making him fall onto the bridge. The counter-terrorist sighs, then slips from the bridge and falls to the ground with a scream. The terrorist laughs out loud as the counter-terrorist whimpers about his nuts. Elsewhere, a terrorist is planting a bomb at the bottom of the steps of a pyramid, calling himself a genius for planting the bomb where nobody does. Cut to three terrorists looking at the terrorist's behind, one daring another. The counter-terrorist then tiptoes towards the terrorist as the others grow excited. The counter-terrorist bumps his groin on the terrorist's behind, surprising him. The counter-terrorists all laugh then as the terrorist embarrassedly tells them to shut up and that it wasn't funny. Meanwhile, a terrorist approaches a ramp, noting with a laugh that they say it's slippy as hell there and that he bets his ass on that. He then slips down the ramp, hitting a wall with his head. In the middle of the bridge, Near Elite then says that was all he had to share with the reader today and wishes them good night. Then, from both sides of the bridge, the terrorists and counter-terrorists spot each other and shoot, both hitting Near Elite on the head. Falling down, Near curses them in Swedish. The end.

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1 thought on “de_aztec”

George_Stukas

July 29, 2024

Nä, det är fan inte nog. I love these comics and we’re being treated thanks to the fact Near_Elite made such a quantity of them.

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