Clover’s Other ComicsClover Plays GMod

Clover clarifies that he's not one to play Garry's Mod online much, hell, he doesn't play it at all, but, for scientific/comedy purposes, he decided to enter the world of online play, then he rediscovered why he doesn't play GMod online. He adds a disclaimer that any mingebag-like behavior you may see displayed in this comic is spur-of-the-moment and the author does not normally partake in this kind of behavior and any opinions, views, or behaviors expressed in this comic do not reflect those of this author, although he immediately adds he guesses it does, since he's both the author and the guy who made it. We see an image of the G-Man hanging by the neck from a wall as Clover reveals that, upon entering the server, he quickly saw that. Clover retells how the users happily shot one another and played around with the AFK guy, then later on, he was requested to enter a car. Clover sensed a trap but decided to play along anyway. Once he entered, he was promptly set alight, unable to exit the car, and got the standard message of pwned. As Clover died, someone said lol. Clover reveals he quickly gained revenge with a trusy Combine ball and that he used Flare as a name to not blow his cover. To rub it in, Clover said lol as well.

A user by the name of ajunk approached Clover and decided to act like a big man, daring Clover to kill him again. Meanwhile, another user was quite astonished that they both had the same playermodel, Barney Calhoun from Half-Life 2. Clover quickly took ajunk up on his dare and at that point, the server was shut down. Next up was a LUA testing server where Clover was naturally killed within the first 2 seconds, and about 4 seconds after that. After avoiding another quick death, Clover was able to glance upon pure chaos as a Combine laser shot from up in the sky and killed random users. Clover describes it as explosives, everyone trying to kill one another, you name it. After being killed once more, Clover, using the name Sir Quaks-A-Lot, decided to seek revenge.

Clover obtained his revenge, but fell into a hidden barnacle trap and died. The barnacle man got a faceful of lead in the most satisfactory and bloody manner. Later, he charged at Clover, wildly and rather non-accurately firing his pistol. He never learned not to bring a pistol to an RPG fight, as Clover blows him up with a rocket-propelled grenade. Afterwards, he was quickly dispatched once more as Clover killed him with the crossbow. Finally learning that RPG's go boom, he decided to try using one, so Clover took cover at the bottom of the lake as he bombarded him from the surface.

The guy that was messing with Clover came in after him into the water and quickly discovered RPGs don't work underwater. Clover showed him that crossbows do by swiftly killing him with one. As soon as Clover came out, though, he was killed, then again after that. Clover managed to dispose of him once more, but accidentally hit a civilian. Clover apologized, but the server was shut down soon after and he started to see a pattern there. Then, for extra fun, he joined a Spanish server where someone had spawned a whole bunch of explosive crates and said in chat adios vida. Clover notes this could be interesting.

Clover notes that was expected as his Barney character model floats dead in the lake of GM Construct. Not being able to speak Spanish, Clover broke out into his wonderful French, saying bonjour mon amis, hello my friends. He then asked how they were, comment ça va, and one replied in broken French. Clover asked if they didn't speak the French, then proved that his Spanish is even worse than his French. Clover then misinterpreted duele, Spanish for pain, as a duel challenge and started shooting him, only to get killed afterwards by a dumpster, noting it musta been one of those Spanish dumpster duels. Clover then takes out his RPG and, noting his friend Rocky is better at duels than he is, he lets him do most of the work, shooting a rocket at the Spanish guy. The Spanish guy warned him to stop or get kicked, after which Clover started insulting him in French, after which the guy shot him in the process of calling his mother a female dog in French. Clover then managed to kill him with the shotgun.

Clover's Spanish rival then hopped into a large red vehicle with big wheels with a laugh that would make an evil genius proud and ran over Clover, who complained this wasn't Grand Theft Auto. Clover then experimented on the effects of motion when no wheels are present on the vehicle, that is to say, he removed the wheels and called it a complete success. As Clover shot the guy with the Magnum revolver, he noted that further experiments to determine the effects of a Magnum shot to the head were still underway. Further on, Clover describes himself as having another bout of schizophrenia as he messages olioliolio. To escape Clover's crab battle wrath, the guy took to the skies, but found his plan was a wee bit flawed as Clover hits him with a crossbow bolt, killing him instantly. And then the server was shut down, leaving Clover feeling unloved. Clover concludes by saying there you have it, folks, a frightening look on the inside workings of Garry's Mod online, noting that this is only the tip of the iceberg and when you've seen a horde of mingebags spam the server with large chimneys, you've seen the gates of Hell. Clover advises you to get the children, close the windows, barricade the door, save yourself from the horror that is Garry's Mod online, then promises that next week we experiment on how long an explosive barrel can remain untouched in a fully populated Garry's Mod server. End of the first installment of Clover plays Garry's Mod.

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Clover Plays GMod 2

1 thought on “Clover Plays GMod”

George_Stukas

May 6, 2023

A thrilling, captivating story wherein a famous gonzo journalist dives into the depths of online gaming. Tu madre es un perra!

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