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Combine Exchange ProgramEpisode 1: Awkward Silence

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At a pier, a Combine soldier and a Civil Protection officer stand next to each other. The soldier notes that he's never worked with Civil Protection before and asks if he can ask the officer a question. The officer replies sure. The soldier then asks when Civil Protection officers get bored, do they ever zap each other in the balls with their stun sticks.

The officer pauses awkwardly for a second, then replies occasionally. The soldier says cool, then tells the Civil Protection officer they don't have those. The cop asks if he means stun sticks, to which the soldier replies, no, balls.

The Civil Protection officer stares at the soldier for a moment, then looks away. The soldier also looks away. They stand next to each other in awkward silence. End.

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Episode 2: Rules

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