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Half-Spartan#4: “Wait In Line To Pick Up A Can”

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At the City 17 train station, citizens are waiting in line to be processed by Civil Protection. Someone in line exclaims that they gotta be kidding him. The person continues to complain that this is almost intolerable. It is Master Chief, who's at the end of the line and complaining to the people in front that they could at least step up once, because look at all the room, and tells them to tighten the space.

Nobody reacts to Master Chief, who asks the woman in front of him if she is deaf or maybe stupid, then looks at the rest of the line and asks them if they're all deaf and dumb. Chief asks what idiot is holding up the line and bets it's one of those idiots he met back there. He assumes it was the one that told him they stole his briefcase, figuring he finally got up the nerve and snapped and now has ruined Chief's chance of ending this fight. Chief then spots a citizen being beaten up by a metro cop at the end and realizes it is the one that told him about the briefcase and says that's too bad.

Hours later, Master Chief is walking through the trainstation in a daze, mumbling that that's how a stunstick feels in somewhere, when a Civil Protection officer orders him to pick up the can. The metro cop asks if Master Chief heard him and repeats pick up the can.

A Civil Protection officer nearby hears the screams of his coworker, who is shouting no, oh God no, the can, I said the can. The Civil Protection officer overhearing the screams gives himself a note to not ask anyone to pick up a can ever again.

The metro cop that asked to pick up the can groans in pain. Master Chief has shoved him headfirst into the trashcan. Chief walks past him, grumbling that they told him to pick up a can and he did not just wait in line for five hours to pick up a frickin' can. Chief then laughs to himself at the pun African can. The end.

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