JeffEpisode #103: Pirate Puzzles

Jeff, wearing a pirate hat, is giving Pirate Jeff's Tip of the Day. He says remember, kids, when raiding a town, pillage first, then burn, because it's never fun to pillage burning furniture. Cut to a scene of pirates dragging burning furniture around, saying ow in pain. The G-Man suddenly appears from the side and asks where does the raping come in. Jeff looks at the G-Man, who is standing sideways on a pole, who coughs and then flies off into the air. Jeff replies that he would suggest to rape during the confusion of the pillage stage.

But, Jeff adds, just like the pillaging stage, do the rape before the burning. Cut to a scene of a pirate with his crotch on fire, moaning ow in pain. The end.

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George_Stukas

October 11, 2023

This was considered top gallows humor back in the day (it still is)

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