JeffEpisode #110: “Bad Analogies”

We watch various scenes of bad analogies: Jeff tells John a story about someone who was running faster than Leeroy Jenkins to the chicken hut on two dollar chicken bucket Tuesday. Jeff sits with a sad look explaining he felt so used and worthless after that, like the one side of an Oreo cookie you take off to lick the icing in the middle. Jeff explains that life is a lot like a new music CD, where at first it's all new and shiny and you're really excited to use it, and you play it over and over and over, then you get kinda bored of it and only play it every once in a while, then you lend it to your friend after and he accidentally breaks it on you. Jeff tells Jerry it suddenly hit him like a bird crapping on your shoulder, where at first you don't notice, then someone else does, and you freak out about it. On a date with Alyx, Jeff tells her her face is a lot like the Moon, large, pale and full of craters. As she gets pissed, he corrects himself that it's a lot like the Sun, it hurts to look at. Alyx slaps Jeff and calls him a jerk. As Alyx leaves, Jeff asks her to wait, saying he meant her boobs are like I can't believe it's not butter, they look like the real thing but they're fake. Alyx says fuck you.

Jeff shouts Alyx is a lot like a prostitute, she sucks. Alyx turns back and bitch kicks him in the face. In another scene, Jeff says sex is similar to fried chicken, at first, you get the skin of it, it's okay, but nobody really likes it. Then you get to the really good chicken part and you eat away at that like there's no tomorrow, eventually, all you're stuck with is the bone and you can't really do much with it anymore, so you give it to your dog. Staring at the Citadel, Jeff starts to compare the Citadel to a cpenis, but Jerry tells him to not even go there. The end.

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Episode #111: “Final Farewell”

1 thought on “Episode #110: “Bad Analogies””

George_Stukas

July 17, 2025

Ah, a classic Jeff retrieved from the depths of Clover’s harddrive. The “your face is like the moon/sun” lines stuck with me for very many years.

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