In the City 17 plaza, Jeff is reading his newspaper and his friend Mike is sitting with him, staring at a hula girl doll. Mike looks up from the doll and notices a crow on the street. He smiles goofily and starts running after the crow. The epic chase crosses the city streets, the rooftops, the canals outside the city, Ravenholm, the coast, the shores near Nova Prospekt and eventually back to the city. As Mike happily chases after the bird, an armored personnel carrier runs it over. Mike is left staring speechlessly at the armored personnel carrier, then slumps sadly. A final message tributes the video to birds everywhere that get hit by vehicles. The end.