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JeffEpisode #31: Jail Time With Oompa Loompas

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Jeff, Jennifer, Jerry, John and Mike are hanging out in the City 17 plaza. Jerry is checking out a Ferrari when John notes that he could really go for a Pepsi right now. Jennifer states that Coke is better and Jeff, who is reading a newspaper, asks whether it isn't obvious Coke and Pepsi are the exact same drink. Immediately after he asks this, someone points an M4-A1 assault rifle at his head. The metro cop holding the rifle tells Jeff not to move. Suddenly, hunter-choppers and police cars approach and surround Jeff.

A light suddenly turns on Jeff, who is now unconscious and tied to a chair. An enigmatic man in a blue suit approaches Jeff and tells him to wake up. Jeff comes to and the mysterious government man tells him he and his colleagues are interested in knowing where Jeff got that information. Jeff asks what information and the G-Man tells him not to play games and asks where did Jeff learn that Coke and Pepsi are the same. Jeff says I don't know and the mysterious man tells him wrong answer as Jeff loses consciousness once more.

Jeff wakes up in a prison. Another prisoner asks him if he's okay. Jeff looks at him and sees that the prisoner has green hair, yellow skin and big white eyebrows. The colorful prisoner tells Jeff it looks like he had a rough time out there. Jeff screams at the sight of the man and then asks where he is. The other prisoner welcomes him to jail. Jeff says crap and the man invites him to take a seat. The man asks his name and Jeff introduces himself, then asks him back. The prisoner says everyone calls him Larry, the oversized Oompa Loompa. Jeff is surprised that he is a Oompa Loompa and asks Larry why he is in jail. Larry states the other Oompa Loompas made fun of him for his size, so he killed the little bastards. Jeff replies with oh and an awkward moment passes. Jeff coughs. Larry tells Jeff he likes him and will help him escape. Jeff asks how.

Larry tells Jeff not to worry, he has an idea how to escape. A little later, Larry calls the guard, who approaches and asks him what. Larry clears his throat and starts dancing and singing. The guard calls the other guard to come and see the Oompa Loompa dance. They get into the cell to watch Larry closer and Jeff attacks them and knocks them out. Jeff and Larry start running away but someone from another cell calls out to them. A voluptuous Asian girl in a bikini begs Jeff and Larry to let her out. Jeff and Larry look at each other and say naw with a smile. The Asian girl says aw and her left breast droops in sadness. Jeff and Larry make their escape in another Ferrari as the author promises more adventures with Larry, the oversized Oompa Loompa. The end.

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