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JeffEpisode #62: Depressinol: Extra Strength

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Jeff speaks directly to the camera, introducing himself as the new spokesperson for Depressinol. He is standing in front of a table in the middle of the City 17 plaza and he explains that he's there to see what the people of City 17 think about their new Depressinol Extra Strength. Jeff asks a passerby if he'd like to try Depressinol Extra Strength. The man approaches and asks Jeff if he wants him to try an anti-depressant drug even if he is not depressed in a chemical bottle with a hazard symbol. Jeff replies yes to all three. The man says I'm in and tries a little Depressinol. He stands there for a moment, then suddenly catches fire spontaneously. Jeff screams holy crap as the man falls to the floor, sizzling. Jeff takes out a clipboard and adds internal combustion to a huge list of side-effects, suich as vomiting, nausea, mental retardation and AIDS.

Jeff asks another depressed-looking passerby if he would like to try Depressinol Extra Strength. The man grabs the whole bottle and downs it whole as Jeff comments he's not supposed to chug the bottle. After the man finishes, he stares at Jeff for a moment. Jeff asks him if he liked it. The man then falls back onto the floor, stiff as a board. Jeff comments crap and then an older man walks by and asks Jeff if the other man is dead. Jeff says he thinks so. The older passerby asks if the dead man is stiff as a board and Jeff comments yes. The older man picks up the dead frozen man, puts him under his arm and walks off, commenting good, now he won't flop around in bed. Jeff looks on with a shocked and disgusted face. The older man comes back, checks Jeff and takes him away as well under his other arm. A final message notes that Depressinol has been making necrophiliacs happy since 2019, as the older man comments that wow, he is stiff. The end.

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