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JeffEpisode #70: Secret Agent Jeff

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Jeff is enjoying his newspaper in the City 17 plaza steps when a mysterious suited man approaches him. The man tells Jeff he is there on behalf of Secret Agent Whiskey, who has retired and has recommended Jeff for the job of new agent. Jeff asks what his incentive is and the man tells him they'll wipe his slate clean. Jeff states his slate is clean but the man tells him those pornographic pictures on Jeff's computer are considered to be animal cruelty. Jeff pauses for a moment then tells him shut up. Later, somewhere, the man is presenting Jeff with an arsenal of weapons and gadgets for his new spy job. Jeff notices that one is a banana and comments it's probably full of plastic explosives or has a laser in it or something. He then looks at it and says no, it's just a regular banana. The secret services man tells him that actually, the banana contains a nuclear bomb. Jeff stares at him with the banana already in his mouth. Cut to a nuclear explosion. The end.

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