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The PoB/CR-O WarPrologue 2: You Have Failed, Please Die #3

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Looshkin is at Jim's house. He asks Jim what's the emergency. Jim tells him the last comic Looshkin made went down really well. Looshkin asks so what's the big problem, Jim says it's them. Sitting on Jim's couch are Mythos, Delirium and Nemi. Looshkin asks Jim who they are and Jim explains the guy in the gay Paramore shirt is Nemi, the others he doesn't know. Looshkin tells Jim he'll handle them, turns to the group and asks what they are doing here. Mythos tells him it's a free map Delirium says it's his couch, Nemi just sings some Paramore lyrics. Looshkin tells them they're ruining his comic and to get out, Jim protesting behind him that it's his comic. Mythos and Delirium tell him no, Nemi says he likes cheese. Looshkin then recognizes them and tells them to get back to their own comics, which he says are stupid, predictable and badly edited. Mythos tells Looshkin he started this by putting Nemi in his Paramore bashing comic and Delirium asks what he said about his comics. Nemi says he also likes monkeys. Looshkin screams for Silv and tells him to kill them all. Silverbolt asks if this is another story where he gets beaten up, so Looshkin tells him the guys gang-raped his sister, to the shock of Mythos and Delirium. Nemi adds that he rapes his hand. Silverbolt screams that no one touches his sister. Mythos says this is bullshit and Delirium says he's heard enough and let's do this, as Nemi tells the story of naming his hand Palmella and that she has five sisters. Looshkin, backed up by Jim and Silverbolt, says it's time for his opponents' comics to get scrapped, that he's been making comics for longer and he will defeat them. Delirium insults Looshkin's comics as badly posed, having shitty editing and rarely being funny, adding that his writing is a joke and he'll never get anymore. Nemi asks what's going on. The Phenomena on Break versus Cheap Rip-Off Comics war is on.

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Part 1 (by Delirium)

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