Pyren’s Other ComicsTrain Battle

Atop a train in an abandoned train yard, a man smoking a cigarette wearing sunglasses and an advanced exoskeleton and holding a katana, Colonel Shepsoft, has finally cornered the evil and insane Doctor Wulf. Doctor Wulf's two android bodyguards are protecting their master with a hammer and a sword. Shepsoft tells Doctor Wulf to give it up, he can't escape. Wulf retorts that we'll see what his robot guards say about that and orders them to get him. The guards move forward in attack positions. Shepsoft takes a defensive stance and says so be it. He blocks the sword attack of one of the robots, then grabs his cigarette and blows smoke towards the mask of the robot. The robot exclaims my robo-lungs and starts coughing. Shepsoft says remember, kids, second hand smoke can kill and slices the robot's head off, which flies through the air. Striking a pose, Shepsoft comments that that really compliments your eyes and asks where they got it. Cut to Doctor Wulf, who has the robot's head atop his own head, bleeding artificial blood all over his forehead. The other robot goes to strike with the hammer but Shepsoft dodges it, then punches the robot in the head. The robot falls down disoriented and Shepsoft asks if that is the best he's got. Suddenly, Doctor Wulf leaps forward screaming en garde. He falls on top of Shepsoft and pierces Shepsoft's eyes with his thumbs. Shepsoft lets out a bloodcurdling scream. Doctor Wulf gets up and says pathetic, then orders his robot to get up, calling it a failure. Wulf says he can't believe he had to do that himself as he and the guard leave, but a guttural voice speaks from behind them, telling them that if you're going to kill someone, make sure they're dead. They turn around and find a bloodied, blind Colonel Shepsoft, his exoskeleton now colored blood red. As the robot hesitates, Wulf asks what he is waiting for and orders him to kill Shepsoft. He insists that Shepsoft is blind and can't hurt him. Shepsoft starts to approach them slowly, saying the Lord's Prayer in Latin. The robot guard leaps out of the train shouting that he's out, to Doctor Wulf's protests that he's a coward. Shepsoft continues the Lord's Prayer as he approaches, then grabs Wulf's neck as he says amen and snaps it. As he stands blind over Wulf's corpse, Colonel Shepsoft says crapulam terriblem habeo. The end.

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