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Worse than LifeRimmer goes on a date

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Sitting at a café, AJ Rimmer is freaking out over why he did this and what he is going to do. He tries to calm himself down, first by thinking maybe she won't show, but then realizes that's negative thinking and decides to build a plan. Rimmer thinks to himself to not talk about politics as it is too risky, and also not talk about religion, or Star Trek, definitely not Star Trek. He adds to not mention his ex or that weird thing growing between his toes, then figures maybe he shouldn't talk at all. With a stern look, Rimmer tells himself no, damn it, he is not this person anymore, he is not the same shy, stumbling awkward guy he once was. He has grown and is stronger, he thinks to himself. Rimmer builds his confidence by thinking he can do this, maybe it'll fail but that's okay, the important thing is that he tried, and wonders what's the worst thing that can happen. Just then, someone calls to him. He turns around and sees a girl, who says he must be Rimmer and starts to introduce herself as Sandra, only to be cut off by Rimmer screaming that he hasn't had sex for seven hundred and twenty-six days and four hours.

Sandra freezes in shock for a moment, then finishes saying her name. Rimmer awkwardly smiles and asks her if she wants to sit down and have a coffee, to which she replies noooooo. The end.

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The time Rimmer’s office was visited by a woman with a sword.

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