Near Elite’s Other ComicsNear Theft Auto: Garry’s Mod

It's another day at the Comic Department, but this day was something else. It was really boring. The few comic makers who were online just sat there and counted their own toes. Near Elite told Justin to shave off the ugly snot-breaker under his fucking nose that he called a moustache. Justin simply replied soz. Happydevil watched in shock and disgust as Near kicked Justin's ass and told him to die by his sins. Worried, Kazumi noted if they don't come up with something to do really soon, they'll implode from boredom. Everyone sat around slowly dying of boredom. AliasLess wasn't that much of a help either, suggesting they save their progress, then time will fly by six hours. Suddenly, Hank came in and saved them all from withering to dust, exclaiming everybody get the fuck in the projector room now. The whole group sat in the conference room while Hank projected onto the wall. Hank told them he understood they had been suffering and suggested a competition. First guy to GM Construct wins. Near noted it sounded simple and asked if there was a prize. Hank replied gleefully that the first one to reach GM Construct wins one million. Striker89 asked if there are any rules. Hank replied no rules, everything is allowed. Nexus Elite wondered to himself if he'd heard this before, having watched Rat Race. Someone else asks how do they get there, to which Hank sighed, then exclaimed they can start by foot as he grabbed a rifle. Two of the contestants got shot while the rest rushed outside. As they run, Kazumi asks Near if they are really going to do this, to which Near replied he's not staying there either way. Frank and Alex jump out a window towards the garage, followed closely by Near and Kazumi. Frank and Alex rush to a yellow beetle parked in the garage. Rushing after them, Near shouted that that's his car. The car suddenly accelerates towards him.
Near Elite's eyes widen as he considers the indescribable horror of being run over by his own car, which happens immediately afterwards. The collision with the car wasn't that bad, Near thought to himself, but the collision with the concrete floor was. As Near lies bleeding on the ground, Kazumi shouted at him in Finnish and told him he can handle this better without him. As Kazumi enters a van, Near shouted back at him that he thought they were friends. Kazumi replied not for one million, sucker. Getting up, Near exclaims they can split the money. Kazumi backs out of the garage with the van, smashing into Near, who manages to barely get a grip on the back of the van. Near planned to stay hidden behind the van as long as he could, then jump off and grab his own wheels. Kazumi rans over a few more participants while Frank and Alex pull off a two-wheelie and drive out. Suddenly, an all-terrain vehicle drives off the office window, driven by Nexus Elite, and falls in front of Kazumi's van. On the roof, Striker89 shouts down he wants to come with Nexus and asks if he may. Nexus tells him yeah, come on as he drives below him. Striker leaps down and manages to fall on top of the ATV still standing. Striker shouts oh my God and asks if Nexus saw that, to which Nexus replies no. With his back to the ATV's front, Striker starts screaming amazing, terrific, incredible, then gets knocked in the back of the head by a gate and falls onto the van, then rolls over it and crashes into the ground, his head getting stuck into the concrete. He screams at Nexus to not worry about him and he'll be right behind him. Current top five: one, Frank and Alex, two, Nexus, three, Kazumi, four, Karl, five, O'Maley. Five people killed. The end.

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