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The narrator declares it is time to go back to that magical place of learning after a long relaxing Summer and says we will go through what it is like to go back to school. First up, the narration says, is to meet the new principal and get to know his policies. We see an older man shaking a student's hand, introducing himself as Principal Philips and saying it is good to meet him, to which the student says likewise. Principal Philips then looks over the student's shoulder and asks if the next one is ready yet, at which point we see a line of students being patted down by security. The narration continues by stating that next you meet your new class as the teacher introduces himself to them, saying his name is Harry S. Holl, to which the entire class reacts by thinking they're screwed. The narration points out it's also nice to meet the other classes and engage in healthy competition as we see a guy aim a rocket launcher at another class accompanied by his colleagues, shouting that Math C sucks and to eat lead, you second-grade equation assholes, while the other class fires rifles at them and scream to fuck you, Math B is for losers, and that three-dimensional graphs rule. The narrator finishes by saying that school is a big old pile of incompetence which will stand in the way of everything you need to do, as we see AJ Rimmer go to the computer room and ask to use a computer to check an essay. The clerk replies that he can't because the network is down, but Rimmer retorts that that's okay, he just needs to spell-check an essay and has the CD with him. The man insists that the rules dictate that no one can use the computer when the network is down, otherwise the school board can't monitor what websites you visit. Rimmer points out he is not gonna use the net and in fact can't if the network is down, but the guy shrugs and says it's policy, he can't break the rules. Rimmer notes that he is the guy that makes the policies, to which the man says sure, but they have to play by the rules, that's policy too. Rimmer stares at the man and asks him how he sleeps at night, to which the man smiles and says he takes sedatives. The end.

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