Worse than LifeLessons Learned

The episode begins with AJ Rimmer addressing the audience directly, telling them that fellow comic maker Mythos has graciously offered to help him out with the layout since he does not have a working version of Photoshop right now and because he is a lazy bastard. He notes that Mythos has been given strict instructions. Mythos then intervenes, saying that he's been thinking of trying a new, more interesting layout that he thinks AJ Rimmer will like. Rimmer then retorts that he has strict instructions which he will follow to the letter. Mythos says right, gotcha, and Rimmer replies with good. Rimmer then explains that Rimmer recently got out of his first ever relationship, where he learned a lot of lessons that he thought he would share with the readers. Rimmer learned that being in a relationship can make people realize how valuable the people in ther lives are, as Rimmer's ex-girlfriend tells him that, since they got together, she's really come to appreciate her ex a lot more. Rimmer also learned that it's important to respect each other's boundaries, as his ex notes angrily that she asked him several times not to touch her when they are in public, to which he apologizes. Rimmer adds that he now has empirical evidence that he is bad in bed, which was only an untested theory until now, as we see his ex-girlfriend tell him at least it was over fast. Finally, Rimmer states he learned that when two people become very close, you can learn things about each other, share your deepest secrets, your most shameful memories and your innermost wishes. We then see Rimmer's ex-girlfriend tell him she wishes she were single, to which he replies he understands completely. The end.

Next comic:

Rimmer’s Post-Breakup Diary

1 thought on “Lessons Learned”

George_stukas

February 12, 2023

I hate your comics because they’re so true (jk, I love them bc I hate how true they are)

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