A Proper Round#2 – The Dicknose tower

At a restaurant, a waiter walks into the room crouched and circles a couples' table, then stops and tells them hellcome, dear pests and that he's flad to hear them there. He asks what can he do and the man at the table starts to tell him they're ready to order, but the waiter cuts him off by asking buschimos, then whether they are greedy to take a border. The woman stares at him in confusion and discomfort. The waiter then laughs and tells them they actually talk like piss in the Dicknose Tower. The man asks dicknose, to which the waiter shouts tower. Writing down on a clipboard, the waiter asks if the man wants meat or fez. The man awkwardly replies meat. The waiter then asks if he wants it rare, medial, Beyblade or Svennis inner-thigh. The man's confused by the term Svennis then decides to go for fish instead. The waiter murmus in agreement then asks if he wants fresh rust cheat, graded slamoon or Mc Lobster. The waiter then springs up and says mmmm, yummie jaw. The male guest then says let's go for meat instead. The waiter says okay, then points with his pencil at the man and shouts fleshy forehead. As he writes down with a smile, the waiter asks for the flink. The man says he'll go for a coke. The waiter says no and starts laughing, which soon becomes sobbing. The male guest stares at him with an eyebrow raised as the waiter cries openly as he writes Kockebaersbusk. He then asks the woman what she wants. The man tells him she wanted a calzone with fresh water and some lemon. The waiter notes down one cold son with ratwaste, then stumbles to say the last word. The man tells him it's lemon. The waiter kisses him in the forehead and says blowtorches. He asks for the deserters and the man says they want coffee and something sweet. The waiter burps loudly and leaves. A little while later, the waiter approaches them with two dishes, then circles the table making plane noises. He then makes radio noises and says okay, we're going down. He then suddenly starts shouting and tosses one of the plates to the back as hes creams. He puts down the other plate in front of the woman, shaking it in the process. The waiter then starts making explosion noises and shakes the table, then grabs a potato with a fork and tosses it around screaming God help me. He then uses a shaker on the food pretending he's firing bullets at it. He then says aaah, we surrender, we surrender, and stops. He gets up and asks if it tasted flood. Pissed off, the man asks if they're going to pay for this. Taking out a twenty dollar bill, the waiter asks if they're slipping the bill and calls them oflawyers. He puts the bill down on the table and angrily demands twenty boxes. He stares at the man for a second with an angry look, then grabs the bill and says oh, hank you so dutch. He then lights a candle for them as he says have a bais neverning. He puts the candle down on the table and smiles, then loses the smile as horror crosses his face and screams help, fire. He grabs a fire extinguisher and fires it all over the table, covering it and the guests in foam. The waiter then cheerfully leaves, talking to himself about one honeylunged linesman and a skyrupdipped Tom Cruise Copy. The end.

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#3 – I can’t let you out…

2 thoughts on “#2 – The Dicknose tower”

Hartlecourtlepoolson

December 3, 2024

I could make a business out of this.

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Conagher Slaughterhouse and Animaticum

April 1, 2026

If the original Author is reading this, I’m going to create a fictional location based off your comic, with the waiter as an easter egg. Hope you don’t mind.

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