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Elite & Pwnag3Episode 10: Delayment

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We see T3h Pwnag3 working at his computer as the narrator explains that T3h Pwnag3 has been working on the super-duper-exclusive Episode 10 in which he’s put so much love and care. We then see him sleeping on his keyboard and drooling onto his desk. Suddenly, his computer starts sending sparks, then explodes with a cloud of black smoke. Pwnag3 awakens and asks where the hell is his computer as smoke rises from where it used to be. He looks towards the floor and says no with a panicked look. His computer is lying on the ground, case open. Near Elite later walks into the room and says Pwnag3, it’s been weeks now, what the hell is taking so much time. He notes the room is a mess and calls for Pwnag3, who is lying on the floor next to the remains of his computer. Another guy tells Near he should leave Pwnag3 alone, he’s died inside and is in a really sad mood. Near angrily retorts why the fuck should I, it’s taking forever. Pwnag3 then springs awake with an angry look. Zero point zero one seconds later, T3h Pwnag3 is flying through the air towards Near Elite. Zero point zero two seconds later, blood flies out from the door to the room. The other guy turns to the camera and explains that, sadly enough, it’ll be no super-duper episode 10, it’ll come later in episode 15 or 20, who knows. He then says Near Elite has made up some jokes for the reader to cheer them up. The next day, Near Elite is walking around the corridors when suddenly, a creature with a body made out of melon, limbs made from bananas and an orange for a head approaches Near threateningly. Near stares at it in shock, drops his soda can and grabs a shotgun, telling it to stay the fuck away from him. The creature leaps at him and Near shoots it, sending fruit remains everywhere. Near comments god damn. The next day, T3h Pwnag3 is talking to a group, telling them he knows their skins are all cool, but remember, they’re always free to modify their skin anytime, they have haircuts, tattoo shops, even plastic surgeons if they want to change something. One of them asks what he’s trying to say. It turns out the whole group looks like Male 7. Pwnag3 replies well. The next day, Near Elite tells the audience he is sorry for shooting Mister Annoying-Fruity-Man, so he’s built a new one just to make them happy. Wielding sounds are heard, then he exclaims done and reveals Mr. Fucking-Computer-Man, a creature with a computer monitor for a face, keyboards for limbs and a computer case for a body. The next day, Near, wearing a combat helmet, greets the camera and says this isn’t funny for everyone, but he found the following game extremely entertaining when he was tired. First, he spawned a lot of computer cases, then he typed phys_timescale 0.1 in the console. Near invites the readers to guess what next as he grabs a rocket launcher. He says the effects are quite effect-ful as we see computer case remains flying through the air. Near shows an image of computer parts flying out of a door as some catch fire behind them and comments he laughed out loud at that one, especially when he saw some pieces of software were burning, but he adds that he laughs at everything when he’s tired. Near concludes by saying take care, everyone, see ya later. The end.

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Episode 11: T3h Pwnag3 Gets Fable, The Lost Chapters

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