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Elite & Pwnag3Episode 12: Flash! Fire!

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In Counter-Strike: Source, Near Elite, wearing an SAS uniform, scaredly sneaks through CS Office, noting he doesn’t even like CS:S anymore, everyone is too good and no matter what he does, he dies. He peeks through a door and asks hello. Beyond the door are a bunch of counter-terrorist corpses. Near exclaims holy hell, he’s not going in there. Suddenly, a terrorist appears on the other end of the room Near is in. Near Elite says fuck, fuck, fuck, then tells himself to not panic or he won’t survive. He grabs a flashbang and screams he can’t stand it, then throws the flashbang towards the terrorist. It goes off, blinding Near Elite himself. The terrorist asks him in leet-speak excuse me, what the fuck are you doing. Suddenly, someone shoots the terrorist through the head with a shotgun. Near asks if it’s Pwnag3. T3h Pwnag3 then appears, also wearing an SAS uniform, and says oh my fucking God, did you see that, did you see that. Pwnag3 says he was like blam as he exemplifies by shooting his gun, then tells Near to admit that he pwned him hard. Pwnag3 then calls Near’s name and realizes he just accidentally shot Near dead. A moment passes, then Pwnag3 says lolz. He then asks wha as a message says he will be set on fire for teamkilling Near Elite. Pwnag3 randomly bursts into flames. Meanwhile, a terrorist asks another where is the last counter-terrorist and the other replies he thinks he’s there somewhere. Pwnag3 then suddenly runs past them on fire and screaming. One of the terrorists notes he really wants to say something, a word, but he can’t, the only phrase he can come up with to comment this scene is. The other terrorist interrupts him, telling him just say WTF and you’re done. The end.

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