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Elite & Pwnag3Episode 16: PC-Abuse

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Near Elite is staring at his computer monitor giggling at pictures of hot anime babes when T3h Pwnag3 approaches and says he kinda needs to borrow his computer. Near shouts back what. Pwnag3 says yeah, his computer kinda imploded and he needs to check some Internet. Near’s neck suddenly elongates as his face gets right in front of Pwnag3’s face and he shouts how about no. Pwnag3 asks please and Near simply replies okay then, but if he touches Near’s secret folder, he will kick his ass until it’s stuck into the vent, capisce. As Near Elite walks away, he tells Pwnag3 to not break his computer again. Pwnag3 replies of course he won’t. An hour later, as Near checks some files, he asks if Pwnag3 is done yet. Pwnag3 tells him no. Three hours later, Pwnag3 is sitting on the couch and asks if Pwnag3 is done yet. He replies not yet. Five hours later, Near is checking a bookcase and asks if he’s done yet. Pwnag3 begs for a little longer, please. Eighteen hours later, Near Elite is sound asleep on the couch. Nineteen hours later, Near Elite calls out to Pwnag3 but he’s nowhere to be seen. Near sighs and notes he could’ve at least given him a signal, then sits back on his computer with a smile, saying finally. He then notices something and screams Pwnag3’s name, ranting that he’s created a fucking playlist full of porn. He asks how could Pwnag3 go so low and, raising his hands in rage, asks what the fuck did he really do last night. As Near raises his hands, the keyboard sticks to his left hand. Near stares at the keyboard for a moment, then says never mind, I think I figured it out by myself. The end.

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