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Elite & Pwnag3Episode 4: “Sleep? What’s that?”

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The narrator says yup, in lightspeed T3h Pwnag3 and Near Elite moved from the hell map to the classic CS map, CS_Office. Right now they are there, but is everyone happy? Nah. In the first place, Near Elite wondered the following. Near turns to Pwnag3 and asks what the fuck was he thinking, CS_Office, of all these maps. Pwnag3 tells him to shut up, stating that his noob map just causes trouble and shows annoying banners all the time. Pwnag3 crosses his arms and declares this will be their home until the HappyDevil map is finished and Near better get used to it. Near protests, then calls him a motherfather. Later, Near Elite approaches T3h Pwnag3 and notes he’s searched the whole map and he can’t find their beds. Pwnag3 looks at him confused and asks beds. Near says yeah, you know, sleep, on your bed, every night. Pwnag3 replies he has no idea what he’s on. Near facepalms. Later, while Pwnag3 contentedly watches porn, Near tells him he’s going to bed. Pwnag3 tells him it’s only three in the morning and asks if Near’s momma’s little boy. Near just stares at him and leaves. Later once more, Near wakes up on the couch and complains of a sore back. He looks around and realizes Pwnag3 is still up, Pwnag3 asks so what. Near asks what did he do all night and Pwnag3 replies that’s not so important, the most important thing is Near should leave the keyboard alone, it’s kinda sticky. Near stares at him in shock, then screams whaaaaa. A final note from Near tells T3h Pwnag3 to make the next episode and to learn some antialiasing, Goddamnit. A post-scriptum says he hopes T3h Pwnag3 doesn’t feel stressed because of more than thirty skin requests. The end.

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