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Elite & Pwnag3Episode 5: The Woes of Fame

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Near Elite and T3h Pwnage are walking through CS Office as Near finishes telling a story, saying he said no, an IP is not a disease. Pwnag3 laughs, then asks wait a minute, what the fuck does he mean. Near covers his mouth and tells him to shut up and look. In front of them is a crowd of people. Near notes that’s their fans and they can get past them, but don’t look them in the eyes. Pwnag3 asks why not and Near insists just don’t. Moments later, they’re almost to the office and Near notes they don’t recognize them if they avoid eye contact. Pwnag3 wonders why he has that feeling and looks behind him, accidentally locking eyes with one of his fans, who screams oh my God, it’s T3h Pwnag3 and Near Elite, our idols. Another fan, Silly Sil, shouts maybe if they eat them then they’ll become as awesome as them. Near panics and screams shit, shit, shit, shit, holy Mother Nature. Pwnag3 calmly asks if it’s that bad. Near tells him one fan isn’t deadly, but a hundred is. Near pulls out an automatic shotgun and Pwnag3 asks what he's going to do with it. Near shouts at him to run and prepare to defend their office. Near Elite starts shooting as Pwnag3 panics and screams oh God, what are you doing. Pwnag3 tells Near he’s shooting their fans, for fuck’s sake. Near retorts they can spawn them later, just go. Pwnag3 runs into the office, then stops to catch his breath. He hears Near scream oh God, too many. Near rushes past him screaming fuck, need to reload, take care of that guy. Pwnag3 looks towards the door as a stomping sound is heard. A crazed man enters with a clipboard and a pencil and screams he wants a fucking autograph. Pwnag3 tells Near he’s threatening him with a pencil. Near tells him to not just stand there and to grab his gun and shoot. Pwnag3 takes out a handgun, Near calls him stupid and says he can’t harm a fly with that pistol, but Pwnag3 shoots the fan three times in the face, then screams pwned, beatch. Near tells Pwnage they need a barricade and Pwnag3 replies roger, the leaps over a vending machine. Near tells him to hurry as Pwnag3 carries back a bunch of filing cabinets. He finishes assembling a barricade and tells Near finished, who replies good. Near then shouts be ready, here they come. A bunch of fans wielding pencils run into the office. Near tells Pwnag3 to fire at will and they both start shooting. Moments later, all the fans are dead on the floor. Pwnag3 asks what have they done, Near retorts only what they had to. A small note states they love their fans in real life, most of them at least, so they hope they don’t feel insulted by reading this comic. Another message declares because of the below average gunposing, he’ll give you a short unfunny extra comic. As T3h Pwnag3 sits in front of his computer, Near Elite approaches him with a coffee cup and asks what he’s doing. Pwnag3 tells him he’s downloading his skin pack. Near stops to think for a moment, then panics and tells him no, wait. Pwnag3 tells him too late. The doorbell is rung and someone goes to open it, then asks Pwnag3 where they should put them as a bunch of men enter the office. Near comments great, they already have too few beds. The end.

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Episode 6: The Noble Game

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