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House on St. BernardEpisode Four. Liver and Onions.

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Milo is sitting next to the couch, bottle in hand, by his lonesome. He takes a chug from the bottle and sits around in silence.

As Milo goes for another chug, the bottle dramatically falls out of his hand and into the ground.

Milo silently gets up, walks out of the room and approaches Wren. He turns to Wren and tells him the alcohol is killing him. Wren dramatically says oh, my God.

Wren, completely ignoring what Milo just told him, shouts that he forgot to feed Farmer John. He runs into the kitchen, then multiple crashing, zapping and exploding sounds are heard from there.

Wren dramatically runs out of the kitchen, which explodes behind him, holding a bunch of bananas. Wren screams and throws the bananas, which fly across the air in the direction of Farmer John.

The bananas splat next to the seemingly dead Farmer John, who is lying on the couch with a literal mountain of bananas on top of him. Wren shouts yeah in self-congratulation, then turns around to ask Milo what he was saying. Wren once again dramatically shouts oh my God.

Milo is on the ground next to him. Wren calls for Lisa and Joseph. Lisa and Joe approach him from behind and ask what. Wren dramatically tells them it's about Milo.

Lisa tells the two guys to quickly take Milo outside to the car, because they have to get him to a doctor. The two guys stare speechlessly at her. Joe asks the outside. Lisa tells them they are worthless and that she will take Milo herself. She declares outside once more, which Milo overhears from the ground.

Milo energetically leaps into the air, repeating outside in incredulous shock. He points at Lisa and tells her to go to hell, and that he would rather die than go outside. He runs into another room and tells Toooooe to quickly make him as many beers as fast as he can. He strikes an aggressive pose and tells Toooooe to hurry, as he knows kung fu.

Toooooe quickly starts moving his hands as crazy mechanical noises come out of them. In a moment, the floor is full of bottles of beer. Milo tries to get words out, also covered in beer bottles.

Milo collapses on the ground surrounded by beers. Joe, Wren and Lisa walk in and look at the scene. Joe turns to Lisa and asks her where she got a stupid idea like going outside from. Lisa starts muttering that she just thought, then she gets slapped in the face by Wren.

Wren calls Lisa a bitch and tells her to know her place. Lisa stares in quiet shock, then walks out depressed. Joe asks Wren what they should do with Milo. Wren tells him to just throw Milo in with Mudd. Joe asks who Mudd is and Wren tells him it's the dead dude Lisa kept tripping over. Joe remembers him and tells Wren he'll throw Milo there.

Joe drags Milo to another room and tosses him next to Mudd. Wren then turns to Toooooe and tells him they really don't need him anymore, so get out. Toooooe gets up from his chair and turns to Wren.

Toooooe gives Wren an awkward smile and says he gives good foot massage. Wren tells him no, leave. Toooooe repeats foot massage with a supplicant look in his face. Wren repeats no. Toooooe smirks with a raised eyebrow and offers a buttplug instead. Wren tells him get out. Toooooe's shoulders slump and he walks out depressed.

Wren walks out of the room, then walks back in and tells someone to get out, too.

Wren is talking to the carpet on the ground, which gives out a sad emoticon, then slides out towards the door on its own. End of episode 4.

Next comic:

Episode Five. Get a Job.

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