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House on St. BernardEpisode Eight. Milo Part Two

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Milo is sitting next to the couch in a smoke-filled room. His mask lenses are unusually colored red. A noise is suddenly heard and Wren crashes in with a somersault and a laugh, followed by Joseph. Joseph asks Milo what the hell he is doing, but Milo doesn't react. Joseph calls Milo's name again as Wren stares at him.

Joseph turns and looks at Wren, who continues to stare at him with a goofy grin. Milo gets up and tells Joseph he hit revolation status, then a speech balloon with no words comes out of his brain. Joseph tells Milo that this isn't cool and if he keeps this up they'll be smoked out and forced to go outside, much to Wren's shock. Milo, on the other hand, pictures frolicking around outside and smiles beneath his mask.

Milo tells Joseph to just roll with it, but Joseph refuses. Wren suddenly has a realization and asks Milo where he got the weed from. Milo shadily replies sources. Just then, a black ops soldier crashes in from the window and hands them a bag of weed.

The black ops agent furtively makes his way back outside through the window. Milo, Joe and Wren stare at each other for a moment, then Milo asks them if they want a hit. Joseph smacks the weed away and tells Milo they need to fix him up.

Joseph walks away, but Wren stays back staring at the ceiling with a goofy grin. Joseph shouts at Wren to come. Afterwards, Ed approaches them, telling them he just had a really nice conversation with Farmer John and calls him a wonderful young man. Joseph starts to tell Ed Farmer John can't talk, but Wren has a shocking realization.

Wren cuts off Joseph and tells his uncle he's right and that Farmer John is a nice, fun-loving guy. Ed is pleased that Wren understands and walks away singing to himself. Joseph asks Wren why he said that and Wren simply replies bad dream. They sit down together on the couch, then Wren asks Joseph if they are dreaming. Joseph tells him they're awake.

Milo rushes in and tells the boys he just felt his brain move around in his head, then pokes his own head saying he knew he had one. Lisa approaches Milo, who asks her if she wants a hit of weed. Lisa smacks the weed away from his hand and asks in shock what he's doing. Milo walks away grumpily wondering out loud why everyone is always so cut up about smoking pot. He tells them to get over it and that it's not like smoking kills. He walks away into the lobby.

Suddenly, a big blue van with the word SMOKING on the side runs over Milo, seemingly killing him. A little later, Joseph, Wren and Lisa have dumped Milo's body with the body of the dead guy from previous episodes. Lisa complains they can't even go outside for their best friend's funeral. Wren approaches her with a serious look, then slaps her in the face, telling her to know her place. Joseph simply comments poor Milo.

Joseph, Lisa, Wren, Ed and the Milo doppelganger take a few moments to mourn around Milo's body, then, one by one, walk away. Toooooe then walks into the room with a beer on his hand and dumps its contents on Milo's corpse. Everything gets bright and blurry as Toooooe tells Milo he abandoned him for a stoner.

Milo is once again sitting at the couch with a beer on his hand, the events of the episode seemingly being a hallucination. He looks at the beer and realizes he's out of booze, so he walks away calling Toooooe's name. The camera pans around the room, revealing the black ops agent hung from the ceiling, a bong besides him. End of episode 8.

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