JeffEpisode #93: Guest Comic #4

Jeff is holding a big banana with an awed expression, telling his girlfriend Katia to look at how ripe the banana is. Katia looks disgusted and points out it was on the floor. Jeff narrates in his mind, noting that he always knew his end would come in the guise of a big piece of fruit. Suddenly, three Combine soldiers show up and point their guns at Jeff, telling him to drop the banana and that it is so gross. Jeff suddenly gets extra dramatic and takes out a handgun, screaming break, as Katia looks worried.

The Combine start shouting military commands as Jeff's narration notes he also knew that his end would require a lot of yelling and commands. Jeff dramatically wonders if a huge, ripe banana with none of those nasty strings would be worth it as he dives to the side, pushing Katia down, as he shoots the Combine. Jeff realizes he's not sure but is going to find out and someone is going to die over a banana, as one of the Combine soldiers and a scanner get shot.

The Combine soldier falls down bleeding as Jeff thinks to himself how soft the soldiers are under the armor, softer than a ripe banana, as the soldiers note a man is down and the commander screams at the rest to terminate Jeff.

Jeff strikes a cool and dramatic pose and shoots another soldier through the head. His narration notes that one time he tried eating pizza out of the trash can and Katia threw him outside and threatened to kill him. The final soldier requests backup as his teammates fall to the ground.

Jeff looks the sole Combine survivor in the eyes as he begs for mercy. Jeff states that it is too late and he is eating the banana as the Combine soldier pleads with him. As the narration gets increasingly dramatic, Katia suddenly screams at Jeff that this is a Shazbot comic, and Jeff realizes he is holding his banana as a gun and wonders why he was holding a massive pistol and doing hardcore gun moves.

Katia repeats that it is a Shazbot comic and calls Jeff a trippy ass. Jeff realizes he's been had and throws his banana to the ground in anger. It falls on the path of a distracted metro cop cheerily singing Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.

Jeff notes that at least the Combine didn't swear, as he hates when Shazbot makes them swear. Katia says oh god no. Just then, the metro cop trips on the banana and screams fuck. The end.

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Episode #94: Guest Comic #5

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Alextheaagun

March 10, 2026

Well I’m glad that whoever shazbot is, they’re self aware enough about their style to make this comic

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