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Kenny the Copin “Operation: Sandwich”

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Mjolnir is using his computer when a user by the name of CJ 382 signs in to chat. CJ messages Mjolnir telling him he loves Kenny's new show. Mjolnir replies that he doesn't watch Fox except for the Simpsons and asks what it is like. CJ tells him that Kenny and the gang go to a gay prison. Mjolnir reacts incredulously and CJ adds that they stay there until they become gay themselves. Cut to Mjolnir's chair being on the ground as he left immediately after, with CJ trying to keep talking then signing off.

Mjolnir, with a cowboy hat on his hand, rides Wilbur towards the prison Kenny and the rest are staying in. Meanwhile, at the prison, Dillan, Couper, Frederick and Kenny are being welcomed by a guard to Happy Pants Prison. The guard explains that this is where their new reality show will take place. Kenny thinks to himself to keep his hands over his butt while Frederick scoffs that it's some prison, as there are no guards there. The guard explains that that is the catch and that he is a super cyborg who only has one weakness, and if they want to escape, they have to find out that weakness. Just then, a clank sound comes from above.

An air duct grate falls on the cyborg guard's head, who screams in pain. He falls down and asks how they knew air duct grates are his one weakness, then dies. Mjolnir falls from the ceiling shortly after, falling on the ground and complaining that his face burns. Couper recognizes him in shock and Frederick says he's gonna kill Mjolnir for this.

Mjolnir gets up and tells them the correct phrase is thank you for saving us, but adds that there is no time for that and tells Kenny to quickly take the handgun he's holding. Kenny mumbles that he doesn't exactly like guns, so Mjolnir grabs a rocket launcher and asks how he feels about explosives. Kenny replies that those he likes a little better. Couper asks Mjolnir where he got those weapons and Mjolnir retorts that it was the exact same way he makes comics. Kenny stares at the rocket launcher Mjolnir gave him, then asks if he pulled them out of his ass. Mjolnir tells him bingo and tells the gang to come on, as Wilbur is waiting for them.

Later, outside the prison, Mjolnir grumbles that that little bugger Wilson ran off without them. Frederick points out that it wasn't like they were all going to be able to ride an antlion. Mjolnir notes that he was originally going to tie them up and have Wilbur drag them home, but he guesses they'll have to walk. Meanwhile, Kenny peeks from behind a wall and tells the gang that he thinks there's a chopper over there and begs them to go for a ride. Someone shouts what in shock and they go to check. They see the helicopter alongside some counter-terrorists and Couper notes that the moron is right, then wonders how they are going to get past those guys. Mjolnir tells Couper to have patience and notes that counter-terrorists are always stupid when put into Garry's Mod.

One counter-terrorist asks another if he's seen any good movies lately. The other happily exclaims that he saw Elmo in Grouch Land. Yet another counter-terrorist calls him Levit and says that he told him to shut up, then warns that if he disobeys his order one more time he will construe it as treason. Levit apologizes and the superior officer tells him that's it and screams at him to die. The first counter-terrorist facepalms as the superior officer shoots at Levit, saying oh, for God's sake. The superior officer tells him not to roll his eyes at him, to which the counter-terrorist tries to defend himself.

The gang approach the helicopter and someone asks Mjolnir if he has ever flown a Black Hawk. Mjolnir replies that he has, in Battlefield 2, but as soon as he sits on the controls, he notes in surprise that there is no keyboard. Cut to much later on GM Construct as Kenny finishes retelling the story to another metrocop, explaining that so they walked back to GM Construct and lived happily ever after. A heavily accented voice then asks Kenny to excuse him, calling him a capitalist child. Kenny looks up and finds Leonard from Ravenholm Armory, who tells him that is his seat. Kenny asks what the seat is worth to Leonard, who replies story time. Hours later, Leonard finishes telling the story of how he defeated evil fascist twin of Jesus Christ. The end.

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in “A Non-Sequitur, Part I”

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