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Kenny the Copin “The Messenger”

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Frederick walks past Couper's makeshift living room with a letter in his hand.

Couper is standing in GM Construct with a cup in his hand. Frederick calls his name and tells him that letter needs to reach Doctor Breen as soon as possible. Frederick dramatically adds that millions of lives are in danger. Impressed ,Couper rubs his head and asks wow, really. Frederick replies no, but Couper's will be if he doesn't help him. Couper retorts okay, okay and rubs his mask filter thoughtfully.

Couper tells Frederick he has an idea and suggests they use Kenny. Frederick replies no way and that he wouldn't trust Kenny with a tissue box. Couper tells Frederick to just bear with him here and calls out to Kenny. Kenny suddenly appears between them from below, scaring them both.

Couper asks Kenny how long he's been down there and Kenny tells him he's been there the whole time, explaining that the comic maker usually doesn't show the characters below the waist so that makes it the perfect hiding place. Kenny tells Couper he even found Elvis and pulls up a rotten corpse, disgusting Couper. Couper asks if he can help them and Kenny tells him sure, but asks how. Moments later, Couper asks Kenny if he's ready, to which he replies affirmatively.

Frederick tells Couper and Kenny that he has no idea what they're doing. Couper tells him he'll see and tells Kenny to eat a bag of sugar he's holding. Kenny munches on the large bag of sugar, then burps saying he's all done. Couper tells Frederick they should stand back. Couper and Frederick get some distance from Kenny and Frederick crosses his arms, saying this is ridiculous and that they are wasting his time.

Couper tells Frederick to just wait for it. Suddenly, Kenny's stomach gurgles and he starts to flap his arms rapidly. Kenny starts to rise into the sky as he flaps his arms. Shocked, Frederick says holy shit and calls Kenny a fucking human messenger pigeon. Couper calmly retorts that yep, sugar does that to him. The end.

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in “The Conspiracy, Part II”

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