Mjolnir’s Short ComicsThe Awkward Adventures of The Sniffer

The awkward adventures of The Sniffer! Wherever there is trouble, he will smell it! A woman walking the streets with a baby in her arms smiles and tells the baby mommy's glad she didn't get an abortion. Behind her, a weird-looking man in a lab coat peeks out from behind a pole, calls him a very nice baby and states he think he shall have him. The woman looks behind her and asks who said that, but nobody is behind her. She then looks at her arms and realizes in horror that the baby is gone. She looks to her side and screams no as the man makes off with her baby.

The man in a lab coat holds up the baby with a triumphant look calling him the final item to complete his quest, as the mother waves her arms behind him. The man keeps walking with the baby in his hands and says he must now return to Stormwind, but trails off as he encounters a man with a crooked smile wearing glasses, the Sniffer. The Sniffer gets uncomfortably close to the man's face and asks him to give him the baby. The other man mumbles, then the Sniffer sniffs his shoulder.

The man asks in horror if the Sniffer just sniffed him. The Sniffer replies of course not, that would be silly, and proceeds to smell the man's other shoulder. The man drops the baby and runs away in terror, screaming to get away from him. The Sniffer simply tells him bye and waves. The Sniffer then picks up the baby and gives him back to his mother, who thanks the Sniffer. The Sniffer tells her not to thank him, but to thank his olfactory receptors.

As the mother looks happily at her child, the Sniffer looks up and asks if that's Chuck Norris over there. The mother follows his gaze but replies that she doesn't see anyone. As she looks down, she realizes the baby is gone and screams not again. As the mother cries that she's a terrible mother, the Sniffer hides nearby, sniffing the baby and saying that's the stuff. Tune in next time for more action with the Sniffer!

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The Awkward Adventures of The Sniffer 2

1 thought on “The Awkward Adventures of The Sniffer”

George_stukas

November 19, 2023

This was also a high mark for Gmod comics back in the day. In the end, we’re all glad we had had The Sniffer in our lives.

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