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Striker89’s Other ComicsA Corporate Zombie X-mas

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Striker89 walks into the office in his pyjamas to find the whole Corporate Zombie crew sitting around and moping. He asks what’s wrong with them. Ilwrath retorts that he didn’t come. Striker looks towards the Christmas three and sees there’s nothing there.

Mosquito crosses his arms and states he’s gonna be so bad next year. Hairybastard looks over at what looks like a stone statue of Madmanmad and explains he got so mad he just turned to stone. He then adds as for BigBoom, well. He looks at a dark stain on the ground. Striker subtly types on his phone. Outside, a red vehicle approaches.

Dirt starts falling down the chimney. Hairybastard and Madmanmad, turning back to flesh, scream it’s him. Everyone smiles happily in anticipation.

Jolly B. Jones climbs down the chimney dressed in Santa-like clothing. BigBoom exclaims presents. Everyone gets a present. Outside, Nexus, playing a reindeer alongside Gogi, complains he hates Striker so much.

HairyBastard gets an Iron Man suit, Turtlehead gets a mythical mount, Seth gets an axe, Striker89 gets a gnome, BigBoom gets a jetpack, Ilwrath gets a rocket launcher and Mosquito gets the Master Sword and Hylian Shield from The Legend of Zelda. Merry Christmas from Corporate Zombie! The end.

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