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Striker89’s Other ComicsCorporate Zombie Shorts: Mascot

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Striker89 is staring at the Corporate Zombie team. He points to Mosquito and tells him training, then pokes Madmanmad in the eye and says seniority, come with me. Mad stands next to Striker as his fingers bend in unnatural positions to point at BigBoom, Seth and Hairybastard, telling them you three, mascot. Later, Seth is on the phone while BigBoom balances a spork on his tongue and Hairybastard rubs his chin. Hairybastard asks if they have any ideas, Seth and BigBoom tell him no. Hairy notes Striker put him in charge and he’s not gonna let him down. BigBoom protests that he’s in charge, he has seniority. Seth retorts no, he's just an idiot. BigBoom stares at him angrily, then stabs Seth’s phone with the spork. Seth stares at BigBoom, then at the phone. Hairy gets in the middle and tells them let’s not get carried away. Seth hits BigBoom with a bat. Meanwhile, Mosquito is outside trying to buy a water bottle from a vending machine while Mad’s head sticks out from the hole. Hairy asks Seth what the hell and Seth defends himself that BigBoom sporked his phone. BigBoom leaps back with a roar. Seth smiles as he raises his bat, but BigBoom smiles wider as he reveals a circular saw. Seth’s face turns to worry. The saw chops off the bat and Seth falls down, BigBoom laughing at him. Hairy then grabs a microwave and hits BigBoom in the head with it, electrocuting him. BigBoom leaps at Hairy to fight while Seth raises a rocket launcher, but is hit back. Seth grabs BigBoom and holds him against the wall, telling him to eat that wall like a bitch. Cut to the three of them doing the same thing to Mosquito, who cries and asks why. Moments later, as the trio fights on the ground, Striker enters the room and says hey. The three look to Striker worried, but Striker smiles and tells them good job, Nexus and he will get started. The three follow Striker’s gaze towards the wall, where a stain in the shape of a skeleton in a hat and shirt can be seen. The three look at each other, dumbfounded. The end.

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