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At the Tribal Rose offices, Striker is telling Near Elite, Nexus Elite and Mosquito a joke: so the bartender says to the black guy, we don’t serve ni. He is cut off at the last word by the arrival of Kazumi, dressed in a Facepunch uniform, who greets them cheerfully and asks if they’re telling some jokes. Striker awkwardly finishes, yeah, the bartender says we don’t serve nice gentlemen like you, so he leaves. Kazumi notes that he doesn’t get it. Everyone stands around uncomfortably until Mosquito suggests going to Construct. Nexus, Near and Striker agree immediately and they all rush away instantly. Kazumi sadly wonders what he said. Later, at GM Construct, the Tribal Rose crew is playing around with constructions while some trolls, literally orcs, criticize and insult them. Suddenly, Kazumi appears from the skies and lands in front of them, surprising the trolls. One of the trolls tells him to get the fuck off. Kazumi smiles and whispers off-topic. He looks up. In his left hand is a gigantic ban hammer which shrinks to usable size. The troll laughs that tiny hammer like tiny penis. Kazumi asks why reply and hits the troll with the hammer, banning him. The two other trolls look at one another, then one of them points at the other and shouts he troll, ban him, then tries to run away. Kazumi calls it backseat moderating and throws his ban hammer at him, banning him. Kazumi and the last troll stare each other down. The troll laughs and says he can take hammer and stick it in. He is suddenly insta-banned. The Tribal Rose group cheerfully surround Kazumi in celebration. Striker notes they were a bunch of faggots. At the use of the slur, he is insta-banned. The rest of the group laugh as Striker is left in jail, groaning that this is the worst comic ever.

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