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Striker89’s Other ComicsResponse War: Epilogue

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Three Longsword fighter jets are flying through the air. On one of them, Captain Jericho radios to the Facepunch Saints that they're coming up on Freespace and for all units to move in. Balrog replies copy that. Meanwhile, Striker89 and Divided are up against a horde of mingebags. Striker tells Divided at least they have plenty of ammo. They then hear a noise fast approaching and look up. One of the mingebags looks up and asks what the fuck in leet-speak. The fighters close in and spot the target, the minge tripods. They lock the targets and fire shells against one of the tripods, destroying it. One of the mingebags exclaims oh my God, hacks. Combine_Dumb screams no and orders the tripods to attack them. The other minge tripods fire their stupifying rays at the Longswords, which dodge them. Jericho orders Taggart to get the one on the left. Taggart says copy that and locks the target, then fires shells at it. They hit the target and the fighter jets celebrate only one left, then tell the Saints to prepare to land. Combine_Dumb shouts no and asks how could this happen. An underling asks what now and he tells him to prepare the transport. The jets destroy the last minge tripod and land, then open up their ramps.

Combine_Dumb exclaims damn you, Facepunch Saints, then shouts they haven't seen the last of the minge army. Leading the Facepunch Saints, Balrog declares they will always remember this day when twenty members of the Facepunch forums risked their lives to fight for a grand cause, to rescue two of their own from the oppression of a dictator, and also remember this day as they day they were victorious. As Balrog screams Facepunch Saints, attack, a foot suddenly steps on a Near Elite doll, which squeaks. On his knees, Striker says Pwnag3, you're stepping on Near. T3h Pwnag3 looks down and spots the Near Elite doll, then lifts his foot and says oops, sorry. Striker says it's okay and tells him check this out, Striker doll, then shows him a miniature doll figure of himself, which also squeaks as he squeezes it. Pwnag3 simply stares at it.

Sitting in the middle of a bunch of dolls of the Facepunch members, Striker89 relents and says fine, I'll stop, then grabs his doll and Combine_Dumb's and asks to let him just do one last thing. Cut to a scene of Striker with a spear and a shield. He looks to his left and to his right and finds himself surrounded by the rest of the Facepunch Saints. Striker says fucking right. Combine_Dumb then approaches sitting in a throne that's being carried by mingebags. Striker exclaims saints and throws his spear, which flies through the air towards Combine_Dumb and grazes his cheek, barely missing his head. Combine_Dumb touches his face and is shocked to find blood on his hand. Back in real life, Pwnag3 tells Striker bye. Striker says wait up and asks if that was a good ending, then calls out to Pwnag3 as he puts the dolls on a crate. The end.

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