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Striker89 tells Jason, The Castro and RaptorFromSweden he’s got a few chores that he needs to get done, he kinda filled his plate, and asks if they could help him out. Castro tells him sure, man, not a problem, Raptor asks if there will be Jell-O. Striker says great and hands them a list. Castro reads the list. First, assist Nirrti. The trio end up running away from a berserking Nirrti. Second, play army with Zeeky. In green helmets with green weapons, Castro tells the others this shouldn’t be too bad. Raptor says heh, yeah. Zeeky then fires a rocket at them, obliterating Jason, who the others try to glue back together. Third, help Fort find love. Fort, holding a guitar, leads the others to his crush. Castro grabs the guitar and tells him to watch and learn.

Castro plays the guitar very skillfully with a rose on his mouth.

As Fort’s love obliviously puts a Christmas tree together, her girlfriend sees The Castro, Fort, Jason and RaptorFromSweden and chases after them, telling them to get their own pussy and killing Jason again in the process. Castro and Raptor briefly mourn Jason at his grave. Castro and Raptor take Fort to practice on a feminine dummy, but Fort falls in love with it instead.

The Castro and RaptorFromSweden shrug. Fourth, practice necromancy with Kari. Kari brings Jason back to life as Raptor is raped by a zombie and Jolly B. Jones says charming while drinking tea.

The zombie pets a saddened RaptorFromSweden while holding a rose. Fifth, Bloo needs test subjects for his experiments. Bloocobalt turns The Castro into a Spanish flamingo man with Crowbar arms, Raptor is genetically infused with a blow-up doll and Jason becomes a hovering Mexican monkey-man. Seventh, purge the Heretics with Gunner. Gunner forces a crying Raptor to purge a Heretic. Eight, DT’s cat needs shaving. DTmech has Jason shave his cat with a razorblade while saying that’s right, shave that pussy. Ninth, Lebowski’s hypothesis on anti-gravitational equilibrium and the effects on the human mind. As Lebowski floats in mid-air, Castro notes this would’ve been an insightful, well put together experiment if he wasn’t stoned. Raptor notes they gotta give him credit though.

Nexus Elite stands next to a sign saying money or stick. RaptorFromSweden stares at the sign, then at Nexus, who extends his hand. Raptor looks at Nexus’ hand and gets hit by the stick. Raptor then gives Nexus his money instead.

The Castro exclaims he’s had enough. RaptorFromSweden demands his virginity back. Jason notes he didn’t mind the Kari thing. Striker then returned from running errands with presents. Castro gets a fez and sunglasses, Raptor gets his virginity back in a box and Jason gets a chainsaw. The end.

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