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Kenny the Copin “The Sandwich Stealer”

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At GM Construct, Kenny the Cop is sleeping soundly under a tree.

Kenny wakes up abruptly at the sound of bird poop falling on his shoe.

Kenny screams at the skies that he'll get that dumb bird for that, then mumbles grumpily.

Kenny then notices Sergeant Couper interrogating a citizen nearby and figures the sergeant could use some help with that.

Kenny approaches Couper and asks if he needs help with that one.

Couper angrily tells Kenny that he thinks he can handle a Code 72 by himself, thank you very much.

The man Couper is interrogating recognizes the police code and protests that he didn't steal Couper's sandwich, then notes that how could he anyway, as Couper doesn't even have a sandwich.

Couper points at the suspect and tells him to shut up, saying that he will ask the questions.

The man hmphs in resignation.

Kenny starts to beg Couper to let him interrogate the suspect, saying he's really good at interrogating.

Couper seems surprised for a moment but then figures there's no harm. Kenny excitedly says yes.

Kenny asks the suspect if he stole Couper's sandwich.

The suspect protests that no, he didn't steal Couper's stupid sandwich, then notes that he doesn't want a sandwich anyway, he wants chicken nuggets.

Kenny ponders to himself that that sounds innocent enough and tells the suspect he can go, pointing out there's a McDonald's around the corner there.

The man walks away, thinking to himself that that was close and he almost got caught, then adds that that sandwich was good.

Kenny turns to Couper and notes how he's really good at interrogating, then asks for a promotion.

Furious, Couper protests that he wanted to arrest the sandwich stealer and calls Kenny a moron.

Kenny says oh.

Kenny then asks, no promotion?

Couper replies, no promotion.

Kenny adds that he's really good at arresting people too, then asks Couper if he will get promoted if he arrests the sandwich stealer.

Couper simply replies we'll see.

Kenny declares that he will arrest the sandwich stealer, right after he takes care of a certain bird.

The next morning, Kenny wakes up in bed and says to himself that today's the day he arrests that guy, but then realizes he wet the bed.

Kenny looks around. His bed is at the corner of a public area of GM Construct. He notes he really needs to get an apartment.

Kenny gets up and walks past a table where his submachine gun and a dead bird are. Kenny notes to himself he really didn't like that bird.

With his submachine gun in hand, Kenny walks away from his makeshift home and notes that he will ask a lady nearby if she's seen the sandwich stealer.

Kenny approaches the woman and says excuse me, madam, then corrects himself by calling her a citizen. He asks if she has seen a sandwich stealer.

The woman replies that she hasn't.

Kenny asks the woman if she is sure and notes that she looks like a sandwich thief to him.

The woman angrily protests that she didn't steal any damn sandwich and calls Kenny a pig, telling him to leave her alone.

Kenny ponders how to react for a moment.

Kenny walks away whistling, the woman lying dead on the ground.

Kenny spots the sandwich stealer, who waves at him, and tells him to stop.

Kenny asks the sandwich stealer if he was the one that stole the sandwich.

The sandwich stealer stutters then tells Kenny that was his twin brother.

Kenny asks if the sandwich stealer takes him for an idiot and confidently declares there's no such thing as a twin brother, then tells the thief he is under arrest.

Later that day, Kenny approaches Couper and tells him he arrested that guy, then asks if he can have his promotion now.

Couper tells Kenny that he really thinks he should be made into a general.

Kenny asks really, then asks Couper why, wondering if it's because he's so great at interrogating and arresting people.

Couper replies no, it's to keep Kenny the hell away from a gun. The end.

Next comic:

in “The Sandwich Stealer” (Remake)

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