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Kenny the Copin “A Failed Deed”

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At the City 17 plaza, Doctor Isaac Kleiner is begging his pet headcrab Lamarr, who is standing atop the spire in the middle of the plaza, not to jump.

Doctor Kleiner apologizes for everything he's done.

Kenny the Cop approaches and asks Doctor Kleiner what's going on.

Kleiner explains that it's his pet headcrab and that she is going to commit suicide.

Kenny stares at Lamarr and tells Kleiner not to worry and that he is a well trained professional.

Kenny asks Lamarr why she is up there.

From above, Lamarr growls something at Kenny.

Kenny repeats what Lamarr growled at him, that Kleiner makes her wear sweaters and puts ribbons on her claws.

Kleiner desperately promises Lamarr he won't do that anymore.

Lamarr growls a question.

Kleiner says that yes, he will stop calling Lamarr Heady.

Kenny tells Lamarr to just come down, she has so much to live for.

Lamarr growls assertively.

Kenny replies that he is not giving Lamarr twenty bucks and tells her to screw herself.

Lamarr grumbles and shouts another growl in response.

With a final growl, Lamarr leaps from the spire.

Lamarr splats down on the ground.

Kleiner kneels next to Lamarr screaming oh, God no.

After the funeral, Kleiner tells Lamarr's gravestone that she was a great pet and tells her goodbye.

Kleiner leaves the gravestone.

Barney Calhoun approaches Lamarr's gravestone.

Barney sings and dances triumphantly on Lamarr's gravestone. The end.

Next comic:

in “Random Events, Part I”

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