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Kenny the Copin “Random Events, Part II”

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Frederick tells Kenny and Couper that here they are.

Frederick completes his sentence by saying they are in Xen. They are on a strange Mobius strip like road in the middle of space, with a gigantic rock floating nearby.

A smiling woman approaches and waves at them, then asks if they would like the official Xen tour.

Frederick tells Couper and Kenny to go ahead while he calls the Bug Murderers.

Kenny asks the tour guide if they have a gift shop.

The tour guide gives Kenny an enthusiastic yes, but tells him that's not until the end of the tour.

Kenny replies awesome and that he is coming.

The tour guide tells him great and points him towards the direction of the tour.

As Kenny and Couper leave, Frederick is looking for the phone.

The tour guide introduces an area with two men working at a portal, explaining that this is where they load the GM Construct spawn menu.

One of the men working at the portal tells the other that they have a mingebag in GM Construct who wants 72 gunships.

The other man says screw that, he is not putting 72 gunships into the portal. The tour guide tells Kenny and Couper moving on.

The tour guide showcases where the Half-Life 2 characters practice for their next appearance.

Barney Calhoun is rehearsing the line you're quite the returning hero these days, Gordon.

Meanwhile, the G-Man is rehearsing the line Gordon, you're a fucktard, you know that, right.

The woman then leads Kenny and Couper onto the gift shop.

Kenny excitedly says yay and grabs Couper's arm, asking him if he heard that. Couper crosses his arms and tells Kenny not to touch him.

Later, at the gift shop.

Couper tells Kenny he doesn't see anything he likes and tells Kenny he's heading back. Kenny replies okay.

Couper leaves. Kenny, holding a cactus, turns around and spots something.

Kenny finds Gordon Freeman's Hazardous Environment Suit Mark 5 at the gift shop.

Kenny tells the tour guide lady that he wants that suit.

Kenny says he can picture himself in it now.

Kenny daydreams of wearing the HEV Suit and approaching Alyx Vance on GM Construct, who greets him.

Alyx Vance seductively asks Kenny if he wants a sandwich in his daydream.

Back in reality, a drooling Kenny mumbles that he would love one. The tour guide tells him that she's afraid that suit is reserved for someone else.

The tour guide then tells Kenny that there's an even better suit over there.

Disappointed, Kenny asks how the suit can possibly be better.

The tour guide says it has a customizable armband and collar as we see the suit posed on a golden toilet. It's much like a regular metro cop suit but with yellow shoulder pads and a green patch on the chest.

Kenny approaches the suit for sale, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Kenny daydreams of approaching Doctor Breen while wearing the new suit. Breen starts to tell him that since he looks so good.

Daydream Breen tells Kenny he is going to give him Breen's job.

Sitting at Doctor Breen's old desk in the daydream, Kenny declares that he is making a new law, anyone who doesn't wear shiny pants will be banned. Someone replies yes, sir through an intercom.

Kenny tells the tour guide that he'll take it. To be continued.

Next comic:

in “Random Events, Part III”

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