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Kenny the Copin “A Spot of Trouble, Part III”

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At the sandwich stealer's headquarters, at 10:43 PM on Greenwich Mean Time minus 5.

At the head of the table, the sandwich stealer thanks his guests for coming here.

He welcomes them to sandwich stealer headquarters.

A man raises his hand and notes that he just got there, asking what the point of this corporation is again.

The sandwich stealer says that he's glad he asked that, then asks for the man's name.

The man introduces himself as Wakki Ohtomio.

The sandwich stealer recognizes the man from prison.

The sandwich stealer explains that he wanted to be part of an organization so corrupt, so terrible and so unholy.

That the corporation's only agenda, the sandwich stealer concludes, was that of pure evil.

The sandwich stealer then notes that since the United Nations was destroyed in the Seven Hour War, he had to make his own evil organization.

A vortigaunt at the table asks if they're not gonna be racists or bigots.

The sandwich stealer retorts certainly not, then wonders why the vortigaunt asked that.

The vortigaunt answers that he's Jewish.

A white man in a suit then adds that he's black.

Everyone stares at the man in the suit.

The man angrily asks if they haven't heard that white is the new black.

A black man at the table rolls his eyes and says oh, for God's sake.

The sandwich stealer moves on and asks Breen what's first on their agenda.

Breen replies that it's to kill anyone with an IQ under 100.

The man in the suit adds that that includes Mikey, Geremy Tibbles, Bakka Jones and Combine Bob.

With a smile, the sandwich stealer notes that they forgot one very important person.

The man in the suit asks who that would be.

Meanwhile, in Russia, Kenny is taken to his room by a valet.

Kenny says dear God.

Kenny triumphantly raises his arms and declares that he's got a ceiling.

Kenny puts his hands together and comments what luxury. The end.

Next comic:

in “A Spot of Trouble, Part IV”

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