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Kenny the Copin “All Play and No Work”

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At GM Construct, Frederick holds his hand over his face mask in shame, thinking to himself that he can't believe he ran out of toilet paper.

As he prepares to turn the corner, Frederick figures Couper doesn't mind a missing shirt.

Frederick turns the corner as he decides to ask Couper. He starts to say he hopes Couper doesn't mind a missing shirt.

Frederick interrupts himself as he says holy mother of Gerber babies.

Couper is sitting on the couch, surrounded by litter and garbage. Frederick tells him to just look at the mess.

Frederick states in shock that one person can't possibly make this big of a mess.

Couper, holding a Coke can, replies and yet, here they are.

Frederick tells Couper that he wants this mess cleaned up right now.

Couper turns to Frederick and complains that his soap operas are on.

Frederick retorts that Sesame Street isn't a soap opera and insists that Couper clean it up before he gets the egg beater.

Couper replies fine, he'll clean up at the next commercial.

Frederick calls Couper a good man and says he had better see this place shining when he gets back.

As he leaves, Frederick grumbles that if he doesn't get out of this reject center soon he swears he's gonna kill someone.

As Frederick states he knows just who it's gonna be, he steps on something that makes a squish sound.

Frederick looks down at this boot, which is covered in antlion dunce, and shouts that it's sick.

Frederick facepalms as he says he keeps telling Kenny to pick up after his pet antlion but he never listens.

Frederick calls Kenny with a shout, who replies what from afar.

Frederick screams at Kenny to get his sorry ass over here.

From behind a wall, Kenny replies that he's coming and asks to just give him a second.

Kenny shuffles over to Frederick inside a cardboard box.

Frederick just stares dumbfounded at the box Kenny is in.

Frederick tells Kenny this isn't Metal Gear Solid and he knows it's him.

Kenny lifts the box over his head saying damnit, but adding that it was worth a try.

Kenny asks Frederick what he can do for him, calling him buddy and old chum of his.

Frederick raises his dirty boot and tells Kenny to clean his shoe, sarcastically calling him buddy.

Kenny asks why.

Frederick retorts because he said so.

Kenny asks why he should listen to Frederick and what's gonna happen if he doesn't.

Frederick answers that he will castrate Kenny with a butter knife, chain him to a chair, then make him watch Couper's Care Bear collection ten times forward and backward. Kenny rubs his chin thoughtfully and replies I see.

Kenny rubs his hands as he asks what would happen if this so-called Care Bear collection were to disappear.

Frederick rubs the back of his helmet as he replies that he guesses he'd have to hug Kenny.

Kenny replies that that doesn't sound so bad.

Frederick retorts not for Kenny, then leaves as he wonders where they keep the matches.

Moments later.

Frederick returns to Couper and notices in shock that Couper hasn't cleaned up at all.

Couper retorts that PBS doesn't have commercials.

Frederick stutters in shock and disbelief.

The camera zooms in dramatically on Frederick's eye lens as he states that is it.

The next day.

Couper and Kenny stand in front of Frederick, who tells them he called them there today for a good reason.

Frederick tells Couper and Kenny that they both have two things in common.

Frederick says that the first is that he hates them.

Frederick then concludes that the second is that they are both slobs.

Frederick explains that he complained to headquarters and requested an air strike, but the cheap bastards wouldn't send one.

As he turns, Frederick adds that they sent them something close enough instead. Raising his hand, Frederick introduces Kenny and Couper to their new janitor.

A vortigaunt in a cowboy hat greets them with a howdy there, folks. Frederick introduces him as Dillan.

Dillan, with a cigarette in his mouth, states that he's there to clean up that dirt hole.

Frederick states fantastic and hands Dillan a mop, telling him that he can start with the toilet. The end.

Next comic:

in “Dillan’s Gift”

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