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Kenny the Copin “Dillan’s Gift”

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Frederick tells Dillan that he gotta hand it to them vorts, they clean up nicely. Couper's spot is now perfectly clean. Frederick tells Dillan he can now get started on the toilets. Dillan tells him to wait one cotton-picking minute as he realizes he already cleaned up in there. Frederick tells him yes, but that was before dinner. Dillan tells him they all suck and leaves with a hmph. Frederick then sighs as Kenny screams Frederick's name twice and tells him to look what he found.

Kenny approaches Frederick holding a gravity gun. Frederick states holy crap and asks what is that. Kenny asks if it isn't cool and explains he found it next to a smoldering crater. Frederick asks what it does and Kenny tells him he will show Frederick what it does and to watch. Kenny turns it on and suddenly Dillan is dragged through the sky screaming. Frederick exclaims oh no, not the janitor.

Dillan says holy tarnation and asks what's going on. Kenny states oh my God then apologizes, telling Dillan to let him try to put him down. Kenny fumbles with the buttons of the gravity gun, trying to figure which one to push. He accidentally shoots Dillan through the shit, to which Frederick exclaims oh, shit as he puts his hands on his helmet. Meanwhile, nearby, Couper is standing in front of a young Asian woman in a bikini, staring at her chest and muttering nonsense. He extends his arms towards her chest, mumbling that her twins are so round. Suddenly, Dillan, fast approaching them from the sky, tells the missy to look out.

The woman says something in Japanese. Kenny watches as an explosion occurs on impact, while Frederick facepalms. Frederick grabs Kenny and raises his other arm, calling Kenny a bastard and blaming him for killing their only janitor. Kenny apologizes profusely and asks him not to hurt him. Frederick hesitates as he notes that, on the other hand, Kenny killed Korin. Meanwhile, Couper screams no at the skies in front of a smoldering crater.

Frederick shakes Kenny's hand as tells him Kenny has earned his temporary respect, then adds that that's the most he's ever gonna get. Later on, in front of a grave, Frederick eulogizes what he calls the best damn janitor this reject center has ever known while Kenny sniffles. Frederick adds that even though they didn't know him very long, he will always have a place in their hearts. Kenny holds his chest as he claims he can feel Dillan moping his arteries and sniffs.

Couper replies that that's the takeout they ate and says that he's getting it too. Dillain then removes his hat mournfully as he claims that the poor sucker didn't stand a chance. Kenny reacts in shock at the sight of Dillan and says he's supposed to be dead, then asks why isn't he dead. Dillan asks where he was gonna go, Detroid. The end.

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