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Kenny the Copin “Mistaken Identity”

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Couper is watching television in GM Construct. Close by is a table with two medicine bottles. The television is listing side effects of some medicine, namely, partial or total leetness and extra limbs.

Couper continues watching as the television lists the side effects, this time, loss of head or penis.

The television finishes listing the side effects by concluding that in many cases it leads to death, then adds the tagline make your life better with Viagrox.

Couper grabs one of the bottles from the table and thinks to himself uh-oh as he looks at it.

While Couper contemplates the bottle of pills, a Combine elite soldier approaches the couch.

The Combine elite sits down on the couch and picks up the remote, asking if there's anything on TV, to which Couper, not looking at him, replies no.

The Combine elite slumps on the couch, telling Couper he is so bored and had to wait ten minutes in line for the shower.

Couper finally looks away from the bottle and towards the Combine elite, starting to ask why he doesn't just do something.

Couper suddenly realizes he doesn't recognize the Combine elite and asks in shock who he is.

The Combine elite retorts what does Couper mean, who are you. He tells Couper he's Kenny.

Couper tells the Combine elite he doesn't look like Kenny and his name tag says Frederick. Couper asks him what's his last name.

The elite hesitates for a moment then stutters that he doesn't know.

Couper realizes in shock that it is Kenny.

Couper asks Kenny where he got the suit.

Kenny retorts that he's always worn this suit.

Couper tells Kenny that no, he hasn't, and tells him to look in the mirror and he'll see what Couper is talking about.

Kenny looks in the mirror and tells Couper goodness, he's right.

Kenny realizes he must have taken the wrong suit after he took his shower.

Kenny strikes a pose and adds that he looks sexy.

Couper states that that explains how Kenny got the suit, but wonders what about the guy it originally belonged to, Frederick.

Kenny replies that he doesn't know, but whatever happened, he hopes his suit is okay, because it had his lunch in it and he's hungry.

Over at the Combine citadel, Frederick, wearing Kenny's cop uniform, raises his hand and says well, this sucks, while surrounded by Combine elite soldiers aiming at him. To be continued.

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in “Mistaken Identity, Part II”

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