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Kenny the Copin “The Conspiracy, Part III”

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Kenny's diminutive clone Brian is sitting on Couper's couch with a beer and the remote.

Couper rushes through GM Construct holding a bag of food and noting that Sesame Street is almost on. He arrives at his couch and states the hell as he comes across Brian. Couper confuses Brian with Kenny and asks him when he became a midget. Brian simply stares at him. Couper notes that if he's not gonna say anything, he can at least get out of his spot.

Brian gets up and growls at Couper, then jumps at his face. Couper panics and screams for someone to get it off of him. Screaming, he runs past Frederick, who is sitting at the bus stop reading a newspaper. Frederick lowers the paper to stare at Couper, then goes back to reading it. Couper runs past him again, screaming.

Frederick angrily asks if Couper minds as he's trying to read there. Kenny approaches and greets Frederick. Frederick asks him if he wouldn't happen to know what that thing torturing Couper is. Kenny asks if he means Brian and Frederick shockedly asks whether he named it. Kenny retorts that sure, after all, he's his clone.

Frederick asks how Kenny got a clone and Kenny explains that some black guy and an illiterate pigeon sold him a cloning machine, then notes that there was something awfully familiar about those two. Frederick notes to himself that he has got to stop letting Kenny out. They look over at Couper, who screams that it's raping his face. Kenny wonders if he should call Brian off.

Frederick tells him that nah, it's cool, then goes back to reading his newspaper. Couper, sans Brian, approaches bloodied and holding his stomach, moaning that he doesn't feel so good. Frederick asks Couper where the thing went and Couper says that he thinks he saw it run towards where Dillan was. Frederick gets up and starts walking, noting that they'd better get over there before it kills Dillan. Couper stays behind, telling them to just go ahead and he will just stay there and bleed to death. Couper moans in pain and notes that it feels like it laid eggs in his chest.

Dillan spots Brian and greets him, asking what he can do for him. Brian jumps over him and steals his hat. Dillan angrily chases after it then notes that he'll get him if it's the last thing he does. Right on cue, a car falls on Dillan, killing him. Brian stares at Dillan's hand below the car with his hands on his face.

Frederick and Kenny arrive, with the former commenting that they're too late and the latter replying oh well. Frederick asks where those things keep coming from anyway as he stares at the car and Kenny notes that he hasn't actually thought about it. Frederick asks him if it might be bad karma and Kenny replies that might be it. Frederick then looks at the floor near Dillan's hat and asks where that clone go. He then hears a chomping sound from below.

Frederick looks at his crotch. Brian is biting it. Frederick screams in pain and flings Brian away towards Kenny, who grabs him. Frederick calls Brian a monster and says they're getting rid of it. Kenny asks where will Frederick send him. A day later, at the City 17 plaza, Jerry from the comic series Jeff approaches Jeff while holding a box, telling him that a package just arrived.

Jeff looks up from his usual newspaper and asks who the package is from. Jerry reads the label and tells him it says it's from GM Construct. Jeff tells Jerry to be careful with it because God knows what could be in there. Jerry opens the box and picks up Brian, happily stating it's a Kenny the Cop doll. Jeff says cool and states that he loves that comic. Brian then bits Jerry, who screams and then kicks Brian away, calling him a little shit and telling him to get outta there.

Brian flies away with an excited scream. Meanwhile, at the PHW offices, Mjolnir is telling his coworker Slick that he just can't think of any ideas for his next comic. Slick notes that that's too bad as usually Mjolnir can just pull something out of his ass. Mjolnir agrees but states that he's just not in the zone today. Slick asks if Mjolnir thinks he could help and the latter replies maybe. Brian suddenly flies in from the window, crashing into Slick.

On the ground, Slick moans ow as Brian sits up. Mjolnir looks at Brian and wonders what it is, calling it a miniature Kenny. Mjolnir suddenly has an idea for a comic and runs off thanking Slick, who says any time, mate. Slick picks up his glasses and looks at Brian, smiling at him and saying hi there, little buddy. Brian stares at Slick for a moment.

Worried, Slick asks Brian why he's staring at him like that. A moment later, Slick flies out of the window, calling Brian a little bastard. The end.

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