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Kenny the Copin “Mistaken Identity, Part II”

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At the Combine Citadel in City 17, a Combine elite soldier is telling Doctor Breen that someone claims that his name is Frederick, but his ID shows him as Kenny.

Meanwhile, Frederick, wearing Kenny's uniform, is in a cell, beating on the door and screaming for them to let him outta there and that it's mistaken identity, then begs them to at least let him have his teddy bear.

Frederick then corrects himself and says that he meant nude magazines. Doctor Breen then asks where he was originally stationed.

The Combine elite soldier states that they checked Kenny's records and he's one of those rejects in the GM Construct sector.

Doctor Breen orders them to send the supposed Kenny back to GM Construct, as he can't afford an imperfect being in his Citadel.

The Combine elite soldier asks if they can beat Kenny first and Breen replies that that goes without saying.

A portal drops Frederick in GM Construct.

As his behind buzzes, Frederick wonders why they didn't take the stun stick out of his ass before they did that.

Frederick walks outside and thinks to himself that it's not very active for a reject sector. He figures that, the way things are now, you'd think it would be crowded there.

Frederick orders a nearby woman to get over there, calling her a female.

The woman snaps back at Frederick, telling him she's busy and to hold on.

Frederick retorts that he wasn't asking.

The woman apologizes to Frederick, calling him officer and stating she didn't realize who he was.

Frederick replies she and everyone else.

The woman asks what Frederick wants to know.

Frederick orders her to tell him where he can find someone named Kenny.

The woman confusedly asks if Frederick isn't Kenny, noting that his name tag says so, then starts asking what he's doing with that pipe and screaming no.

Frederick walks away with a bloody pipe after beating the woman, thinking to himself that it's dejá vu.

Meanwhile, Kenny is on the phone, ordering a standard police uniform.

Kenny asks that they send the uniform to 82991 GM Construct Boulevard, then tells them his name is Kenny and no, he doesn't have a last name, like Cher, then thanks them. Frederick approaches him as he talks on the phone.

Kenny puts down the phone.

Frederick tells Kenny he has a delivery for a Mister Kenny, while still holding a bloodied pipe.

Kenny exclaims wow, they are fast.

Frederick states here's your delivery, dumbass.

Frederick beats Kenny down with his pipe, with a buzzing sound still coming from inside him.

Frederick tells Kenny that will teach him not to steal from him, to which Kenny asks if there is going to be a test, then groans.

Couper approaches and screams what the hell Frederick is doing.

Both Frederick and Couper ask each other who he is.

Couper introduces himself as Sergeant Couper and asks Frederick why he is beating Kenny.

Couper adds that he doesn't like Kenny either, but damn, dude.

Frederick explains that because of Kenny, he got thrown in a cell, beaten, then sent down into that shit hole, and to top it all off, he still has a stun stick in his rectum.

Couper retorts that that's nothing, he still has five pineapples up there after Kenny caused an explosion at a luau, now he shits fruit punch and parfaits. Couper then asks if by any chance his name is Frederick.

Frederick replies snidely that that's Major Frederick to Couper, then asks where he can rinse that asshole Kenny's blood off his pants. To be continued.

Next comic:

in “Mistaken Identity, Part III”

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