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Kenny the Copin “Mistaken Identity, Part III”

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Major Frederick, back in his Combine elite uniform, approaches and greets Couper, who's sitting on the couch. Couper replies hey, sir.

Couper notes that Frederick has his old suit back, to which Frederick replies yep, and good thing too, because that other one smelled like an old ham sandwich.

Frederick asks what Couper is watching and Couper replies Sesame Street.

Frederick incredulously asks why Sesame Street and states that surely there are better shows on. Couper replies they only have PBS there.

Frederick holds his head as he mumbles that momma always said there were places like this, but he thought she was just trying to scare him.

Couper shushes Frederick because Bert is about to find out that Ernie has been cheating on him.

Frederick raises his head towards the skies and tells God that if He wants to prove His existence to Frederick, He will smite Frederick and all the dumbasses in the world.

Frederick asks, speaking of dumbasses, where Kenny is.

Couper replies Kenny is getting back into his old suit.

Frederick notes that he didn't know Kenny was even qualified to do so by himself.

Kenny then shouts from afar at them that he can't find his helmet.

Kenny, with a watermelon on his head that has a smiley face made of bullet holes, notes that his head is driving the zombies crazy.

A nearby zombie gasps and calls Kenny racist.

From afar, Couper tells Kenny that they haven't seen his helmet, nor are they going to help him. Kenny asks why not.

Frederick states that nobody loves Kenny.

Suddenly, a breaking news transmission on the TV states that all the world's dumbasses are dying randomly, then the presenter dies. Frederick concludes that there is a God.

Someone calls out to Frederick, who looks over in confusion.

Another Combine elite soldier approaches, who Frederick recognizes as Teremy Gibbles.

Frederick enthusiastically greets Gibbles, stating that it's great to see him and asks for a handshake.

Gibbles apologizes to Frederick and tells him he's only there to deliver a message from Doctor Breen.

Gibbles hands over the message and states that he didn't read it, but if Breen is the dickhead Gibbles knows him to be, it can't be good.

Frederick reads the message, which notes that, due to Frederick 042's absence at the Citadel, he has been reassigned to the nearest Reject Sector, signed asslike, Doctor Wallace Breen.

Frederick wonders about the nearest Reject Sector and realizes in horror that it's right there.

Gibbles nonchalantly replies that it sucks to be Fredders and says see ya.

Kenny, now wearing his full uniform, approaches Frederick and cheerfully informs him they now have C-SPAN, too.

Frederick exclaims fuck. The end.

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