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Mjolnir’s Short ComicsDon’t Let it Go to Your Head!

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Two Civil Protection officers are hanging out at the City 17 train station's security checkpoint. One of the metro cops tells his coworker Steve that he's been thinking his life sucks pretty bad. Steve asks him if he's crazy and tells him he has the best life in the world. The metro cop asks if he does and Steve tells him yeah, pointing out he gets delicious food for free.

Steve further points out the other metro cop has a warm bed and gets to beat the shit out of anyone he wants without any consequences. Steve concludes by asking who wouldn't want his life. The metro cop stops to think, then tells Steve he's right, he is awesome. The cop gets up and exclaims he should be at the top. A little while after that, the metro cop enters Doctor Breen's office and calls his name.

Doctor Breen asks what it is and states he's very busy right now, so the cop should make this quick. The metro cop tells him point blank that he's had enough of Breen and the way he runs things. Breen thinks to himself that the Combine don't want him around any more and are trying to kill him. Looking at the window nearby, Breen figures he's gotta get out of there. Breen gets up, exclaims the day is his and leaps out the Citadel's window.

As he falls out the window, Doctor Breen screams that he regrets nothing. The metro cop says he knew he was awesome, but he didn't know he could make people jump out of windows. The cop figures he must be telekinetic and asks if there is no end to his awesomeness. A few minutes later, a broadcast plays across City 17, with the cop stating he is awesome. Two other Civil Protection officers are watching it. One asks the other if it's Wednesday already, which the other confirms with a yep. The end.

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