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Adolf Hitler clears his throat and says mine fellow Nazis. He looks and realizes only his soldier Hanz is in attendance. He asks Hanz where is everyone, but Hanz just looks confused. Hitler turns around to see if the banner is put up right but realizes someone stole it. Hitler asks Hanz if he saw who did it. He then looks to his right and notices Joseph Stalin with a large smile. Hitler screams at Stalin that he stole the swastika. Stalin, peeing on the Nazi flag, shouts shut up, honkie. He then orders one of his soldiers to bring the vodka as he's running out. Hitler approaches Stalin and calls his name. Stalin asks da, Hitler tells him to quit peeing on the banner. Stalin, still peeing, tells him nyet. Hitler threatens to bitch-slap Poland again. A personification of Poland hiding behind a box nearby says don't hit me. Stalin retorts that he hits Poland all the time. Poland crouches down and says he doesn't like it. Stalin tells him to be quiet and throws a bottle of vodka towards Poland. Stalin then calls out to Ivan. Hitler tells him fine, be that way, and starts telling Hanz to grab the flag, but realizes Hanz is gone. Hitler turns back to Stalin but finds him asleep on the ground. Hitler then goes looking for Hanz. He asks hello, anybody here, then finds Hanz tied to a pole. Shocked, Hitler asks Hanz who did this to him. Hanz stares in surprise as Poland suddenly puts a pot on Hitler's head and shouts Hitler sucks, Poland rules. The end.

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